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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 2:15

<Zhivago> One is to consume arguments and leave the remainder for something else to dela with.
<Zhivago> er, dela.
<Zhivago> er, deal.

U MENA DELA?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 2:30

This is a bad post and you should feel bad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 2:44

>>2
It was pretty funny when I wrote it earlier. I laughed out loud at least three times reading back over it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 4:21

I DELA HASKAL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 4:32

>>2
U DELA MEAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 4:52

Zhivago accidentally a word.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 5:44

>>6
U MENA A WODR

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 5:49

>>6
ZOU MENA A DWORD

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 5:52

MY OTHER WOAR IS A WODR

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 6:00

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 9:58

in my superior east european language dela menas (it) work(s)

<Zhivago> One is to consume arguments and leave the remainder for something else to work with.

makes sense

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 11:34

ITT someone butthurt by getting pwnd by Dr. Z tries to make themselves feel better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 14:00

<Zhivago> They see me rollin'. They hatin', postin', tryna' catch me typin' dirty.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 14:34

Get your shit out of here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 16:44

>>12
Speak for yourself, punk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 21:35

>>15
SPEAK FOR MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 2:38

[b]ubuntu@Ubuntu-9 ~[b]
$ egrep 'Zhivago.*dela' /home/ubuntu/.xchat2/xchatlogs/freenode.net\ /\ ##C-##c.log
Jan 17 06:45:15 <Zhivago> Hopefully perl6 will be delayed until perl is essentially dead. :)
Jan 17 06:50:13 <theorbtwo> Zhivago: "Hopefully perl6 will be delayed until perl is essentially dead." Given your history, I interpreted that as bashing. Given you said nothing to explain why you hold that opinion, I consider it content-free.
Feb 10 03:18:50 <Zhivago> fynn: Yeah, a quarter of a million dollars for a hotel room might sound like a good dela ...
Feb 22 03:11:51 <Zhivago> That's not generally a big dela.
Mar 23 05:50:12 <Zhivago> You'd need multiple ports, but that's no big dela.
Apr 13 00:01:58 <Zhivago> magn: That is complete gibberish. WNOHANG has nothing to do with which children processes to dela with.
Apr 13 00:02:19 <Zhivago> s/dela/deal/
Apr 23 02:37:37 <Zhivago> One is to consume arguments and leave the remainder for something else to dela with.
Apr 23 02:37:39 <Zhivago> er, dela.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 4:10

>>17
I lol'd. Why are you picking on him? He's just made a typo, no big dela.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 9:11

>>18
Oh, anon, you card.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 10:38

>>19
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22Oh%2C+anon%2C+you+card.%22
Interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 10:41

>>19
Oh, anon, you cadr.
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 11:18

>>20
One of them links to the thread titled "Visual Basic". I'm sure we all remember what's in that thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 11:56

[a/ - Anime & Manga

[a/

What the hell kind of typo is that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 12:17

>>23
ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 12:40

>>22
U mena ``U mena Haskal''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 14:58

>>25
haskal? = "U mena \"" ++ haskal? "\"?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 15:23

>>26



Prelude> haskal? = "U mena \"" ++ haskal? "\"?"  



<interactive>:1:8: parse error on input `='

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 15:29

>>27
Learn to use GHCi.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 15:58

U MENA



Prelude> let haskal? = "U mena \"" ++ haskal? "\"?"



<interactive>:1:12: parse error on input `='

?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 16:03

>>29
Well at least it didn't overflow the stack.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 16:35

>>23
It's not a typo. Go to [a/ and look at the very top of the site.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 16:57

>>31

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 17:15

>>31
Go back to [a/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 20:17

>>31
That's obviously where it came from, being the google cache of the page. My question was, what the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 0:43

Zhivago is pretty much the most intelligent person I've ever seen.

Unfortunately it reminds me that I will probably never understand 1% of the shit he does (even when I'm his age, whatever the hell that is)

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 2:07

>>35
Zhivago is the most accurate incarnation of /prog/ I've ever seen. An intelligent but elitist asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 8:24

>>35
That's good, at least you will understand the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 10:13

>>35
I subscribe to Howard Gardner's nine types of intelligence http://skyview.vansd.org/lschmidt/Projects/The%20Nine%20Types%20of%20Intelligence.htm . You're probably referring to a strong Logical-Mathematical Intelligence and a low Interpersonal Intelligence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 10:26

>>38
The theory of multiple intelligence is untested, unscientific, and unfalsifiable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 10:35

>>39
So? That doesn't stop the theory from being useful. It just means that people haven't figured out how to test and measure the multiple intelligences in a scientific manner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 11:27

>>40
That's what I keep telling people about the four humours.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 11:41

>>40
Of course it stops the theory from being useful. Evidence points towards a general intelligence factor, not this feel-good multiple intelligences bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 16:35

>>42
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 21:35

http://www.reddit.com/user/Zhivago

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 21:41

>>43
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 21:45

>>1,44,45
It's cute how you think you can get anyone to care.

Name: NFL.com 2010-04-27 22:05

C'mon, we all know Doktor Zhe visits Prague.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 1:10

>>47
I've seen him post a few times actually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 2:28

>>48
Or have you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 2:49

>>48
which posts?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 3:03

>>50
I can't remember right now, but if you have /prog/scrape or something handy, search for his nick in the namefield and you might find a post or two.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 8:51

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1251308657/87

That's the only one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 21:42

Zhivago is a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 21:47

What's the deal with those Zhivago threads????

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 21:55

>>38
multiple intelligences
pffft hahaha. see >>42

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 17:01

Zhivago is the most informative person ever. There is nothing Zhivago cannot explain.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 23:26

>>59
I put on my wizard robe and hat...

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 23:46

>>59
He's a fucking fag.

Look at me, I work at Google

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