/prog/ - This is really boring

Name: Foo Bar 2010-04-21 7:03

Do they need some sort of CAPTCHA here?

Name: 2010-04-21 7:48

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:44

if haskell fucntions where girls

* id would be that narcissistic bitch that copies everything you do
* const would be that annoying girl who takes everything and nevers gives it back
* transpose would be that dumb blonde who can't really think of anythign to say so she just repeats whatever you did in different wording
* liftA would be into anal sex
* liftM2 would be kinky and ask if it would be okay to call another guy around to dp her
* (>>=) would be into BDSM, she'd want to tie you up and wank you off well past the point where you cum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:50

• seq would be a strict dominatrix.

Name: ;_; 2010-04-21 10:12

>>3
Please, enough!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 16:18

* (>>=) would be into BDSM, she'd want to tie you up and wank you off well past the point where you cum.
I got a stiffy.

Name: sage 2010-04-23 22:36

[b][i][o]HEY [u]LOGAN[/o], I'MA EXPERT[/u] BBCODE PROGRAMMER.[/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 22:37

[b][i][o][u]HEY[/u] LOGAN, I'MA EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.[/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 22:41

What would a CAPTCHA do here? everyone who posts is a real person or a sufficiently advanced neural network.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:24

how can you read a captcha from links?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:53

What needs to be done is shut down the web interface and use only telnet sessions.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:54

>>1
CAPTCHA
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 4:47

every poster must solve a lisp/haskell obfuscated code puzzle before posting. By every i mena 3-4

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:52

>>12
fuck off spammer

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:56

>>14
Fuck you're mother!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:57

>>14
I am not an spammer! I am MILKRIBS4k!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 14:03

>>15
I'm not mother! I HAX UR ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 16:28

>>13
Sounds interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 0:45

Petition for Mr. Vacuumcleaner Bob to add captcha to textboards.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:26

>>19
Rejected.

Name: Richard !StaLManL6s 2010-04-25 3:36

>>19
approved

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:51

A Lisp or Haskell based CAPTCHA would be interesting because if properly done, it could cut down on less worthy posters, but as any CAPTCHA it could get annoying. world4ch and 4chan have been CAPTCHA-free since their inception, so I don't think this has any chance of succeeding, besides /prog/ only has spam problems sporadically, and most of the time, the rate of posts is pretty low.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 5:17

>besides /prog/ only has spam problems sporadically
Stop trolling me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:23

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

This is really boring

1 Name: Foo Bar 2010-04-21 7:03

2 Name: 2010-04-21 7:48

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:44

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:50

5 Name: ;_; 2010-04-21 10:12

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 16:18

7 Name: sage 2010-04-23 22:36

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 22:37

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 22:41

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:24

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:53

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 23:54

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 4:47

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:52

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:56

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 5:57

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 14:03

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 16:28

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 0:45

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:26

21 Name: Richard !StaLManL6s 2010-04-25 3:36

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:51

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 5:17

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:23