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Name: Inb4troll 2010-04-20 18:43

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We don't want to go back to /b/?
I understand this board's elitism, but at this rate, how could one ever get into the board, if you repel everyone? Once this generation of /prog/riders leave, who's left? You repelled everyone else..

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 18:47

>>1
When that time comes, you fill the void.  Until then, behave or go back to /b/.  The first thing /b/ does in a long time was challenge /prog/ to create a world-wide web sinker program and gets hissy when we complain about the morality or our disinclination at that goal.  We are not part of the vengeful Anon legion; we are much more insular.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 18:49

We're not so elitist as to reject everyone. We have three conditions of membership¹.
 ⑴ Are you an EXPERT PROGRAMMER?
 ⑵ Have you read SICP?
 ⑶ Are you a master of the BBCODE programming language?
¹ Other /prog/-riders may feel free to point out other conditions, spanish inquisition-style.

Name: 3-san 2010-04-20 18:50

⑵ should have been ``Have you read your SICP today?'', sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 18:51

More importantly, rule #33 actually applies to the textboards.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 18:52

>>3
/thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 19:00

>>3
Got any resources for bbcode?
Honestly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 19:21

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 19:34

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 2:13

>>1
Eventually the people grow out of /prog/ and leave. The new generation which is vehemently opposed to, creates its own micro-subculture and ridicules the new newcomers. The cycle repeats itself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 2:27

>>8
Your BBCODE is as empty as your soul.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 2:28

>>11
Buddha.jpg:
Your soul is just an illusion

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 3:37

In our original interview, Stallman said, “I’m the last survivor of a dead culture. And I don’t really belong in the world anymore. And in some ways I feel I ought to be dead.” Now, meeting over Chinese food, he reaffirms this. “I have certainly wished I had killed myself when I was born,” he says. “In terms of effect on the world, it’s very good that I’ve lived. And so I guess, if I could go back in time and prevent my birth, I wouldn’t do it. But I sure wish I hadn’t had so much pain.”

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 3:45

>>2
When you stare into the void, fv stares back at you

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 3:56

>>2
If you can't see past the obvious trolling there is no help for you.
>>14
FV is Ceiling Cat

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 5:11

>>13
I'm beginning to fear for him. What if he decides to eat a fatal dose of his own corns?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 5:20

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 5:21

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 5:26

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 5:27

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 6:20

QUOTE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 6:58

>>21
MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:47

>>16
That's as likely as RMS endorsing any of Apple's offerings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:53

Let me be on record: I do not like Richard Stallman.

Once upon a time in the 80s I was working for Apple Computer. Out of the blue, the company sued Microsoft for "look and feel" infringement. In passing talk with my manager, I let him know that I thought it was a poor idea (he's got a background in law, and he agreed). But what are you going to do?

A month or two later, I found out what RMS wanted me to do.

It was at a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house in Palo Alto that I found out. I was there, and a coworker of mine was as well. In the course of conversation, Stallman found out that I worked for Apple. He immediately said:

"Quit in protest."

"What?"

"You should quit Apple in protest of the lawsuit against Microsoft."

At this point, two responses came to mind. The first, which I should have used, was "Fuck you," the second was to debate the matter and try to get him to realize how stupid the idea of 'quitting in protest' was.

So, after (what seemed) a couple hours of me saying, "You're crazy, they don't give a shit if I quit or not," and him saying "But if you've got a conscience you have to," I left the damned dinner. (Well, I was done anyway).

The thing that irked me (in addition to being flamed at for a couple hours) was: My coworker was standing there the whole time. Not once did I see him harangue her about quitting, and he knew she worked at Apple.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 9:54

>>24
Cool story, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 10:10

Yeah, pasta tastes so cool.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 11:18

>>21
Seminal fluid, male and female-Effluvia of copper-ditto of Sulpher- the vapors of vitriol and aqua fortis- ditto of nightshade and hellebore-  effluvia of dogs-stinking human breath- putrid effluvia- ditto of mortification and of the plague- stench of the sesspool- gaz from the anus of the horse- human gaz- gaz of the horses greasy heels-Egyptian snuff, (this is a dusty vapor, extremely nauseous, but its composition has not  hitherto been ascertained)- vapor and effluvia of arsenic-poison of toad-otto of roses and carnation.(28)

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-21 14:14

>>24
You could have told him you're a pragmatist, and not self deluded enough to think that your tiny spark or a protest would amount to anything more than a puff of smug.

I can appreciate his abilities and some of the stuff he's done, but he really is an extremist. 

Alternatively, you could have told him "fuck you" and eaten your damned spaghetti.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 18:41

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