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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 9:04

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 6:32

>>40

This one is extremely funny, but you live in a bullshit country with a nigger on the top of the hill.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 16:43

>>38
lmbo

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 17:04

>>32
s/computer\ scientist//prog/riding\ faggot/g

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 22:22

>>1 the CS guy just has three computers

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 11:11

Did you hear about the Haskell programmer who learned PHP?

He got a job.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 16:37

>>44
Just 3? What a fucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 6:58

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three: two to argue over whether to do it in Haskell or Lisp while one guy does it in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 11:11

>>47
U MENA
None, because someone's already done it in Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 11:27

What do you call a black programmer?

NIgger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 11:38

>>49
I don't get it.

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