Visual Basic would be they guy you have to keep telling to go back to /b/
Java would make the homework question threads
C would try to have a technical discussion and get drowned out by trolls
Assembly wouldn't post here, hes too old for this kinda thing
Haskell single-handedly makes all the U MENA HASKELL posts in hope that someday people will care about him
The Scheme contingent is running a pyramid scheme where they get people to read sicp who then join the scheme contingent
C# said fuck you guys and went to stack overflow
Ruby is always necroposting because threads are that old once he gets to them
PHP makes a million 'If programming languages were...' threads because he was dropped on his head as a baby
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Anonymous2010-04-20 8:52
Fortran would be the guy complaing about the "good old days"
Python would be Xarn
Javascript would be FV
BlitzBasic would be the guy replacing scientists with artists
The Scheme contingent is running a pyramid scheme where they get people to read sicp who then join the scheme contingent
Sounds about right
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Anonymous2010-04-20 9:05
Ruby is always necroposting because threads are that old once he gets to them
PHP makes a million 'If programming languages were...' threads because he was dropped on his head as a baby
This is so cruel.
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Anonymous2010-04-20 12:31
>>1 Haskell single-handedly makes all the U MENA HASKELL posts in hope that someday people will care about him U MENA HASKAL
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Anonymous2010-04-20 12:34
>>1
You mean C and Java are the only valid content posters on /prog/? I'm fine with this.
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Anonymous2010-04-20 19:06
>>10 module U_MENA_HASKELL( nest,nestl,nestr,enterprise,hump,fabulous,nestlttrl,nestlttrr,nestwrdl,nestwrdr ) where
--[t][t]x[/t][/t]
nest _ _ 0 = []
nest t x 1 = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ x ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
nest t x n = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ (nest t x (n - 1)) ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
--[t]x[t]x[/t][/t]
nestl _ _ 0 = []
nestl t x n = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ x ++ (nestl t x (n - 1)) ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
--[t][t]x[/t]x[/t]
nestr _ _ 0 = []
nestr t x n = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ (nestr t x (n - 1)) ++ x ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
--[o][u][i][b]x[/b][/i][/u][/o]
enterprise x = "[o][u][i][b]"++ x ++ "[/b][/i][/u][/o]"
humpover _ 0 = []
humpover x n = (nest "sup" x n) ++ "[br]" ++ (humpover x (n-1))
humpunder _ 0 =[]
humpunder x n = (humpunder x (n-1)) ++ "[br]"++ (nest "sup" x n)
--Standard n-hump
hump x n = ("[m]"++(humpover x n) ++ x ++ (humpunder x n)++"[/m]")
--Enterprise 10-hump
fabulous x = hump (enterprise x) 10
--[t]l[t]e[t]t[t]t[t]e[t]r[t]s[/t][/t][/t][/t][/t][/t][/t]
nestlttrl t [] = []
nestlttrl t (x:xs) = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ [x] ++ (nestlttrl t xs) ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
--[t][t][t][t][t][t][t]l[/t]e[/t]t[/t]t[/t]e[/t]r[/t]s[/t]
nestlttrr t [] = []
nestlttrr t x = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ (nestlttrr t (reverse ys)) ++ [y] ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]" where
(y:ys)=reverse x
--[t]These [t]are [t]words [/t][/t][/t]
nestwrdl t "" = ""
nestwrdl t (x:xs) = let (w,ws)= span(/=' ') (if x== ' ' then xs else x:xs) in "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ w ++" "++ (nestwrdl t ws) ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]"
--[t][t][t]These [/t]are [/t]words[/t]
nestwrdr t "" = ""
nestwrdr t xs = "[" ++ t ++ "]" ++ (nestwrdr t (reverse ws)) ++ (reverse w) ++ " " ++ "[/" ++ t ++ "]" where
heads=head rev
tails=tail rev
rev=reverse xs
(w,ws)=span(/=' ') (if heads== ' ' then tails else heads:tails)