/prog/ - if programming languages were philosophies

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 17:56

lisp would be christianity
scheme would be catholic
haskell would be atheism
C would be buddha
PHP would be agnostic
python would be islamic
perl would be jewish

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:01

No exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:17

>>2
throw new ArmchairPhilosopherException();

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:22

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:36

>>1
This makes no sense whatsoever

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:47

>>1
Larry Wall is most definitely and obviously Christian.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:15

>>6
^* member of a Judaism-derived religion

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:18

>>7
Fuck I forgot my sage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 2:11

Haskell would be Wittgenstein.
C would be Aristotle.
C++, Java, etc. would be Kant (a tangled mess of bullshit, but that could just be me).
Assembly would be Socrates.
Lisp would be Stoicism.
Python would be Fascism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:45

<-- check em dubz

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman쇫秇 2012-05-23 5:05







1  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 17:56  





lisp would be christianity

scheme would be catholic

haskell would be atheism

C would be buddha

PHP would be agnostic

python would be islamic

perl would be jewish







2  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 18:01  





No exceptions.







3  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 18:17  





>>2

throw new ArmchairPhilosopherException();







4  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 18:22  





Terrible!







5  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 18:36  





>>1

This makes no sense whatsoever







6  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 18:47  





>>1

Larry Wall is most definitely and obviously Christian.







7  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 19:15  





>>6

* member of a Judaism-derived religion







8  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-19 19:18  





>>7

Fuck I forgot my sage.







9  Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-20 02:11  





Haskell would be Wittgenstein.

C would be Aristotle.

C++, Java, etc. would be Kant (a tangled mess of bullshit, but that could just be me).

Assembly would be Socrates.

Lisp would be Stoicism.

Python would be Fascism.







11  Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-31 20:45  





<-- check em dubz

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:08

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:17

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if programming languages were philosophies

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 17:56

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:01

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:17

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:22

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:36

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:47

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:18

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-20 2:11

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:45

12 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman쇫秇 2012-05-23 5:05

13 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:08

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:17