YAMT [Yet Another Meta Thread]

Hey, you. All of you that are browsing /prog/ right now.

I hate you. You've ruined this board. You've ruined the atmosphere. You've ruined the pace. You've ruined the audience. You've killed something very dear to me.

If you need me, I'll be browsing the archives, pretending that you don't exist.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

>>2

A reply within three minutes.
What a perfect example you are.

All I have to say is how ashamed I am to have once enjoyed this piece of shit message board. I would log on after breakfast, laugh and learn. I would log on during break, laugh and learn. I would log on after dinner, laugh and learn. And after a quick jackoff session, I would log on and laugh and learn.

Now all we have here is a group of dumbass piece of shit motherfucking morons. I could go on but fuck it, and fuck YOU. Fuck you for being a faggot ass dipshit moronic noob. You and your bullshit you post here everyday that is irrelevant - and you know who you are. Go fuck yourself. I hope a Nigerian gets ahold of your bank account and uses your funds to pay off 4-5 Nigerian Faggots to fuck you in the ass until you bleed from your dick.

>>3
Yes, that, I believe, is the joke. Look at you with no sage. You're not fooling anyone.

>>5

There is absolutely no reason to sage when a thread is on the top of the list.

A /prog/rider would understand this. You, on the other hand, are not a /prog/rider. You're some stupid teenager who drifted over here from /g/. You probably still think that "saging" a thread is a way to show disapproval.

Not that there's any point in arguing over this.

I wish I could pretend I wasn't part of the problem.

I don't think I ever visited this place while it was still good.

>>2
21:40

>>3
21:41

Oh yes.

>>6
Not going to bite. That is all. PLEASE RESPOND.

>>7

One way you can help is to stop posting.

One google later, and it appears that your earliest post was in the fall of 2009. Unless you lurked or posted Anonymously before that, you're part of the problem by default. To be fair, though, your posts aren't bad. Better than what passes for acceptable nowadays, in any case.

Also, you're not the real UMH memesmith.

>>10
#THAT MAN IS DEAD. Never call me that.

FWIW, I posted for probably just under a year before I started tripfagging (I still usually post as anonymous).

>>11
(I still usually post as anonymous)
I have noticed this.

>>11

2008, or early 2009?
Whatever, you're alright with me, fake UMH memesmith.

There's been a definite decline in quality over the years, but I like to think that /prog/ was still mostly acceptable as late as the end of 2009.

There's been a definite decline in quality over the years, but I like to think that /prog/ was still mostly acceptable as late as the end of 2009.

False, /pogs/ was always bad.

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