/prog/ - The EXPERT PROGRAMMER song

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:08

MP3:
http://www.westerncalculus.org/public/music/expertprogrammer.mp3

Lyrics:

Visiting forums from near and afar
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
Writing programs with my cudder and car
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
C, and Basic, Fortran and LISP
Abelson, Sussman, I have read SICP
Some people call me a programming star
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

And if you think you're really though
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
Then I must say that I've had enough
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
C, and Basic, Fortran and LISP
Abelson, Sussman, I have read SICP
Some people call me a programming star
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:19

>>1
That is a beautiful rendition of the SICP lectures' opening theme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:21

Someone should add the lyrics to the song (preferably sang with espeak)

westerncalculus.org
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:25

Sorry for not adding the lyrics. Here is a version without the melody, for easier editing.

http://www.westerncalculus.org/public/music/expertprogrammer_nomel.mp3

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:43

Best thread on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 9:08

>>5
If this is the best thread here, /prog/ isn't worthwhile at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 10:15

>>6
But I enjoy being here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 10:18

>>7
What do you get out of being here?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 12:15

>>8
Why do you say
what do I get out of being there?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 12:46

SICP near the end is brilliant.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 13:05

LISP

You better be trollin'

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 14:33

>>8
A feeling of vast superiority watching people like you converse on topics like this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 0:19

/PROG/ - THE MUSICAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 3:28

>>13
whats a /PROG/?

you come from the imageboards dont you?

Name: EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER 2010-04-14 3:59

>>14
D^O^N_'_T TALK ^_DOWN TO ME IN SUCH A WAY, SUON!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 5:38

Suou
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 6:43

>>16
Mmm....

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 22:58

404

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:09

ha ha...expert programmer uses BASIC

which BASIC do you like? qbasic? VB?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:10

>>19
Real programmers use GW-BASIC. And SAGE, Enterprise Edition

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:18

>>20
just so you know, BASIC was just a simple interpreter so little kids and grandma has something to play with on those old single taksing PCs...REAL PROGRAMMERS used ASM

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 13:03

anyone re-post the epic song plox

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:35

http://drop.io/proggit

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:51

epic
plox
Sit in the corner, and don't come out until you're ready to apologise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 20:29

>>24
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:18

>>25
He asks you to do it for your own good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 23:06

>>23
It's not there.
:(

The EXPERT PROGRAMMER song

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:08

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:19

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:21

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:25

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 8:43

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 9:08

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 10:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 10:18

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 12:15

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 12:46

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 13:05

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-13 14:33

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 0:19

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 3:28

15 Name: EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER 2010-04-14 3:59

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 5:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-04-14 6:43

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 22:58

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:09

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:10

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 10:18

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 13:03

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:35

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:51

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 20:29

26 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 21:18

27 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 23:06