The uncomfortable truth of Haskell

Haskell is like the Emperor's New Clothes of programming.

Only people who are very smart like to program in Haskell, ergo, every programmer pretends to like Haskell (while actually implementing everything in Python or Perl). I've never used a bit of useful software actually implemented in Haskell, though.

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Yeah, we need to come up with a word more intimidating than monad.