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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 19:25

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V7R6ZiQe

#!/bin/bash
# version 1.3
# blasting AnT with piss
# IN UR BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD, SHITTIN IN YER TREADS

# usage ./ANTRaep [count (integer)]
# default usage is 10 loops through each IP
# five instances of this script seem to operate at a good pace

# ============================================================
#
# this script repeatedly posts random replies to AnT
#
# this script does the following…
# connects through random proxies and checks for permission to post
# creates cookies and an HTML file within its directory
# picks random user-agent, reply, and topic
# pretends to be a browser by sending proper headers and downloading web assets
# inserts subtle memes into the post

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 8:48

>>40
Nice game there, if only it had a name

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 8:58

>>41
NAME MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 9:39

>>1
Oh god that is fucking ugly. If anyone on here gave a shit it would already be 8 lines of Haskell with a LISP bootstrapper. Fortunately, they don't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 10:57

>>43
implying you can do elegant IO in Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 11:12

>>44
As elegant as in any language

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 11:59

>>44
So it only takes about a month to teach a dedicated denizen of the imageboards to quote properly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 12:10

>>46
Fuck you. Get off your high horse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 12:38

>>47
I'd love to, but it's really high.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 12:59

>>47-san seems offended. EncyclopediaDramatica has a nice article on what you should do whenever you feel offended. Look it up.

Name: Over 50 Thread 2010-04-04 16:18

This thread has over 50 replies.
You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 17:47

>>50
What kind of programmer are you?  The thread only has over 50 replies after someone else has replied after the fiftieth reply.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 17:52

Over 50 now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 18:28

Neckbeards vs. Neckbeards

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 20:02

>>50
What?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 20:05

>>51
From where I'm standing, your post has proven you wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 20:33

>>55
What?
51 > 50 is true.
55 > 50 is true.
50 > 50 is false.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 20:56

>>56
>>51 can't post without making >>50 correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 21:42

>>57
That doesn't explain how 50 is greater than 50, or how the statement in >>50 isn't false if you can reply to it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 22:34

>>58
50 isn't greater than 50. However, if you would like to contradict >>50, you had best do so in a separate thread. The fact remains that >>50s comment inevitably earns another.

For the latter part, you will have to take that up with the Süßmann.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-05 13:38

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-05 22:10

What?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-05 22:18

>>61
I thought it was a dog looking away at first.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 1:35

>>62
I thought it was a dog looking away at first.
Given the fact that it looks like a dog looking away and it is being spammed all over /prog/ right now, one could really ask themselves: who let the dogs out?

Name: asd 2010-04-06 1:58

Simple String

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:07

>>64
noko
( ´ _>`)

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:35

>>62
Me too, I even developed a theory that it might signify an anniversary of Haskell's def.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 3:29

lol ur dog is def

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:23

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 8:25

Agnes i sengA

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 5:23

>>40
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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 5:24

>>40
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