/prog/ - Unixkcd — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 7:05

http://xkcd.com/unixkcd/

Name: sage 2010-04-01 7:06

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 7:20

not POSIX compliant

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 7:30

(å±®ã‚œÐ”ã‚œ)å±® Ñ‰(ï¾ŸÐ´ï¾ŸÑ‰)

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 7:39

Gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 9:55

guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich What? Make it yourself. guest@xkcd:/$ sudo make me a sandwich Okay. guest@xkcd:/$
Oh, rand(all), you little comedian you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 10:59

http://xkcdexplained.com/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 11:47

http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 15:15

rm -rf / olololol

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 19:37

guest@xkcd:/$ cat You're a kitty!

¬_¬

But at least I managed to delete everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 20:03

guest@xkcd:/$ fuck
I have a headache.

Well plain ol' creepy xkcd here

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 20:04

SAGEE

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-01 22:53

Fun fact: If you sudo rm -rf /, all of your commands stop working. That is, all except fuck, for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 1:26

guest@xkcd:/$ whoami You are Richard Stallman. guest@xkcd:/$

Okay, I admit, I laughed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 1:29

guest@xkcd:/$ pwd You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. guest@xkcd:/$ xyzzy Nothing happens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 1:37

guest@xkcd:/$ light Light what? guest@xkcd:/$ light lamp You set your lamp ablaze. guest@xkcd:/$ light lamp Your lamp is already lit!

>>13
Only the ones stored in TerminalShell.commands stop working. Builtins like make me a sandwich, go down, finger, and your gay are still available.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 1:49

guest@xkcd:/ emacs

You should really use vim.

guest@xkcd:/ vim

You should really use emacs.

guest@xkcd:/ nano

Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint?

guest@xkcd:/ ed

You are not a diety.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 5:03

guest@xkcd:/$ uname Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator guest@xkcd:/$ su God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 11:02

guest@xkcd:/$ man cat



You are now riding a half-man half-cat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 11:26

guest@xkcd:/$ go down On our first date? guest@xkcd:/$ finger Mmmmmm...

Conclusion: rand(all) is still creepy as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 11:31

I give it a week before some fag writes this app and gets it in the jewbuntu repositories

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 11:33

>>21
http://github.com/chromakode/xkcdfools

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 14:57

>>22
koda?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 1:37

>>20
Fuck off, Adria.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 2:46

guest@xkcd:/$ make love I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 4:49

>>20
Female sexuality is not creepy, you slut-shaming fuck! Pls emigrate to a sandnigger country of your choosing, we don't want people like you here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 7:36

ＲＡＮＤ(all)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 15:10

>>28
Rand
Sha1om!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 16:07

>>29
reported.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 16:39

I think I'll go smoke more weed now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 16:47

>>30
Fuck off back to /g/, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 16:59

http://goatkcd.com/

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 17:09

[i]お願い!!　(最後の)　お願い!!　(いつもの)
結婚するならやっぱり　(パパ!!)
お願い!!　(最後の)　お願い!!　(いつもの)
駄々っ子カマス　(BLACK!! BABYMETAL)
お願い!!　(最後の)　お願い!!　(いつもの)
一生一度の　(最初で最後の)
お願い!!　(最後の)　お願い!!　(いつもの)
小悪魔キメル　(BLACK!! BABYMETAL)[i]

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 21:40

>>33
http://goatkcd.com/1237/

fuck it's as if RANDALL is deliberately making his comics work well with goatse as the last panel

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 7:08

>>35
Sometimes I suspect he does this on purpose.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 7:42

>>35
That is because Randall is an autistic retard and all his work follows the same basic template.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 7:43

Although http://goatkcd.com/1229/ is really a masterpiece.

Unixkcd

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