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Replace Artists with Machines

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 11:52

You little hipster paint sniffing douchebags, you art music and entry-level fanfics will be replaced by cold CPUs.
Drawing will be as simple as projecting your thoughts to a display and music will infinitely generated through fractal and genetic algorithms, literature will be composed from your own thoughts and sculptures will be cast from 3-D models straight from your brain. Artists become obsolete. Checkmate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 11:55

You'd still need humans with non-boring thoughts, but surely there's more of those than there's artists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 15:08

sculptures will be cast from 3-D models straight from your brain
I did this and here is a list of the things I cast, in order:
# a dog
/ a tree
# three penii, arranged like Dugtrio
/ my mother, nude
# The Sussman, nude (although it is noted his genitals are obscured by the severed head of an emperor penguin)
/ another dog, larger this time
# a wizard, complete with robe and hat
/ a 1983 TI laptop, all vowels on the keyboard missing
# a car (with a cdr at the end of its tail)
/ a pair of 4ft parentheses covered in cheese puffs
# an elephant with a giraffe's neck and head
/ a third dog, roughly the same size as the first
# a 35-stone man covered in butter
/ the ANSI C compiler I wrote when I was 12

Unfortunately, they are all uniform grey-brown in colour.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-31 19:18

music will infinitely generated through fractal and genetic algorithms
I only listen to genius bands whose words touch the heart of my black soul.  A machine can't replicate that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:26

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:04


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