A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
SOMEONE MAKE AN ANIME OUT OF THIS
I WOULD WATCH IT
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Anonymous2010-03-24 23:05
Sorry I do not watch japtoons because I am not a virgin.
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Anonymous2010-03-24 23:09
Sorry I am not a virgin because I do not watch japtoons
"Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Dawww. How cute. A programmer thinks he is one of the "Big Boy" engineers. Of course he doesn't have time for a girlfriend, he probably still thinks girls give people cooties.
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The frog actually represents customers that change their requirements at a whim.
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Anonymous2010-03-25 12:06
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Anything? I doubt you know how to code."
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Anonymous2010-03-25 12:40
The boy said, "KISS MY ANUS"
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Anonymous2010-03-25 13:19
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The boy said and pulled out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throat of the frog. "Take that, motherfucker!!!!"
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Anonymous2010-03-25 13:19
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a neckbearded wizard". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a neckbearded wizard, I will teach you magic spells for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a neckbearded wizard, 'll teach you magic spells and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a neckbearded wizard, that I'll teach you magic for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm not gay."
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Anonymous2010-03-25 16:32
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Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
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