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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 7:04

HOW I HACK WIFE?!?!!!11
haha, just kidding.
i'm trying to get into programming, but i can't find many good guides for complete beginners such as myself. (using Python, heard it was relatively easy)
what is a good (and fun) tutorial to start learning to use Python?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 7:21

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside, by Google.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 7:22

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 7:47

>>1
You have three basic options:
1)Commit suicide - I'd not do that, because you'd definitely make sad all the people who're loving you. At least your parents.
2)Go to college (programming) -> find a job in software company.
3)Work and make some money. Then you can program.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 8:01

Install Linux on your box

Type sudo apt-get install emacs

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 8:38

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 11:10

I tried to compile but it failed.
WITH ERROR '80040e14' '80040e14' '80040e14' '80040e14'
WHATS WRONG

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 11:12

>>6
He's only a beginner.  Do you want to scare him?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 13:20

>>8
Yes, it weeds out the plumbers and artists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 13:41

You should probably learn a few languages in the rough order of their conception, in order to gain a rough idea of the evolution of computing as well as to gain a better relationship with your machine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 16:35

google 'python ebook torrent'
download
look through books you just downloaded
choose one you like

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 16:38

Python sucks, read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 17:37

>>12
Is SICP functional or OO?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 17:38

>>13
It has both. Chapters 1 and 2 are purely functional, and chapter 3 has objects made from closures.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 17:45

>>13
Mostly functional. Lambda/closures can be considered fairly OO, but it's a bit different from objects in other OO languages, although you could use closures to emulate a full-on object system if you wish, albeit, if you were actually implementing a full-on object system, you might want to store objects in slightly more lightweight data containers(closures can be thought of as internally containg a function pointer and a vector of values and/or pointers. Making it more generic/lightweight would mean making it into a simple structure, without the function pointer, but if you wanted to do something like a funcallable object, you'd just end up back where you started: closures).

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 18:22

>>14-15
Whoa.  Serious answers.
And thanks; I actually was expecting to read SICP sooner or later, and I picked up a copy yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 18:32

>>15
Lambda/closures can be considered fairly OO, but it's a bit different from objects in other OO languages
I'm curious as to what you mean exactly when you say "fairly OO".

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 18:44

>>17
I'm curious as to what you mean exactly when you say "fairly OO".
Serious business

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 18:44

>>17
They can be used to represent objects, but they are general constructs, so when you use them, you just think of them as a function object most of the time. Of course they can also be used to implement full-on object systems, if that's what you want, but I think of them as more general things, like in C, you can use structures to represent objects, but that doesn't make structures themselves OO unless you use them in an OO context. You could make networks of closures to represent inheritance, or you could add a virtual method table to a structure to implement single-dispatch object systems in C, but those are just one of their many uses.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 19:52

>>19
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 8:35

There's a The Little... book for Java that covers design patterns.

Trolled hard, prague?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 14:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 15:49

>>21
do u mena The Little Monad

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 20:12

>>23
Omae monad ( ´∀`)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-23 20:31

>>22
wwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 6:13

>>23
I have a The Little... stylesheet knocking around, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 1:32

Learn perl in 21 days by Sams. Taught me one new programming concept everyday.

Also don't start with Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 1:51

>>9
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 8:19

[sup]Python[sup] Python[sup] Python[sup] Python[sup] Python

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2010-03-26 15:48

>>28
My heart aches.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 16:19

>>30
So does MY ANUS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 16:27

>>30
(º-º)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 16:38

>>32
UMUMHmemesmith?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-26 16:55

>>33
Hmemesmith.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 11:11

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