/prog/ - JavaScript gurus

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 19:19

http://crockfordfacts.com/

Should I feel bad for finding this somewhat amusing, /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 20:07

Yes but if you repent to /prog/ all will be forgiven.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 20:19

Douglas Crockford deserializes valid JSON by smell.
lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 20:22

Would have been funnier if the facts didn't repeat so often.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 21:15

>>4
Check out the JavaScript hashtag. The page's author fails to update the facts, but there is fresh content.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 21:33

Every time you JavaScript you are spreading your ass checks open ready to get fucked?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 22:36

>>6
Yeah, and baby, it feels goood. I mean, javascript is basically scheme anyway, so as long as you've read your sicp you'll be fine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 3:59

Doug Crawford is the fucking man. He admits to there being no unifying inspirational figurehead for JavaScript programmers, but that's him!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 5:28

javascript is basically scheme anyway,
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 12:05

<div id="rapper">

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:20

>>9
True fact. Show me any idiomatic scheme and I'll transliterate it into javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:43

>>11
Anything with dynamic wind

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 21:22

>>11
call/cc

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-22 10:14

>>11
How about some syntax-case or some low-level macros.

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