Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 15:21
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Do_NOT_bite_the_developers
* On Wikipedia Developer Tax Returns they claim the entire Wikipedia community as their dependents.[1]
* Devs don't make mistakes—you do.
* There is no developer cabal. As far as you know. Fnord
* If you wake up in the morning and get on Wikipedia, it's because the developers spared your life—for now.
* The devs can reprogram the Wikimedia servers...with just a cordless phone, an old gum wrapper, some expired milk, and a ball of lint.[2]
* There are three leading causes of death among users. They are all developers.
* The devs can pop out of your computer screen and eat you alive.
* Developers do not sleep. They wait.
* We have only 3 users who have their own days. All of them are developers
* Even Doug Piranha fears the developers.
* Be careful when you approach the developers because they are not afraid to use their tools.
* Developers can divide by zero. (If they happen to be using C, of course, this may crash the site.)
* On Wikipedia Developer Tax Returns they claim the entire Wikipedia community as their dependents.[1]
* Devs don't make mistakes—you do.
* There is no developer cabal. As far as you know. Fnord
* If you wake up in the morning and get on Wikipedia, it's because the developers spared your life—for now.
* The devs can reprogram the Wikimedia servers...with just a cordless phone, an old gum wrapper, some expired milk, and a ball of lint.[2]
* There are three leading causes of death among users. They are all developers.
* The devs can pop out of your computer screen and eat you alive.
* Developers do not sleep. They wait.
* We have only 3 users who have their own days. All of them are developers
* Even Doug Piranha fears the developers.
* Be careful when you approach the developers because they are not afraid to use their tools.
* Developers can divide by zero. (If they happen to be using C, of course, this may crash the site.)