Dont Bite The Devs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Do_NOT_bite_the_developers

    * On Wikipedia Developer Tax Returns they claim the entire Wikipedia community as their dependents.[1]
    * Devs don't make mistakes—you do.
    * There is no developer cabal. As far as you know. Fnord
    * If you wake up in the morning and get on Wikipedia, it's because the developers spared your life—for now.
    * The devs can reprogram the Wikimedia servers...with just a cordless phone, an old gum wrapper, some expired milk, and a ball of lint.[2]
    * There are three leading causes of death among users. They are all developers.
    * The devs can pop out of your computer screen and eat you alive.
    * Developers do not sleep. They wait.
    * We have only 3 users who have their own days. All of them are developers
    * Even Doug Piranha fears the developers.
    * Be careful when you approach the developers because they are not afraid to use their tools.
    * Developers can divide by zero. (If they happen to be using C, of course, this may crash the site.)

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Thanks, for both your wonderful quoting skills and enabling us to read the entire article, unformatted, without having to go through the laborious task of clicking OP's link.