/prog/ in a nutshell

SAGE! LOL! SAGE!
LOOK AT MY BLUE NAME GUYS AM I COOL YET?
SAGE SAGE HAHAHA!! I'M SO WITTY!
I GO TO MIT!
GO BACK TO /B!/
I KNOW USELESS FROGRAMMING LANGUAGES!
* HERP DERP

NO EXCEPTIONS.

EPIC WIN WPIC LULZ MOAR ARCHIVE LEGENDARY THREAD NAO FAGGOT FAILFAGS

sage

Love it or leave it baby. If you can learn to love it, maybe I can learn to love you. Now get out of my sight you beautiful son of a bitch.

>>1 encapsulates the content of /prog. But the disturbing thing is that >>3 encapsulates both content and the form of /b/.

yes i am cool
got problem with that?

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What is a ``blue name'', and why would I want one?

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT

1. sage (pronounced SAH-GEH not SAYGE YOU FAG) IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS AN INSULT, IT'S MERELY A WAY OF POSTING WITHOUT BUMPING THE TOPIC, SO THAT NEWER TOPICS WON'T GET BURIED. IT'S JUST POLITE YOU STUPID FUCK
2. BLUE NAME? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GO BACK TO /b/ YOU FAG
3. MIT IS A VERY WELL RESPECTED UNIVERSITY FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN COMPUTER SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING DISCIPLINES, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD SCHOOL IF IT FUCKED YOUR MOTHER. I BET YOUR ONE OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS WHO THINKS YALE IS A GREAT PLACE JUST TO BE JUST BECAUSE OF ITS NAME WELL IT'S NOT YOU FUCK YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
4. YES, STUPID FAGGOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO /b/ WHERE YOU BELONG ASSHOLE. TRY BEING A STUPID TEENAGER SOMEWHERE ELSE FAGGOT
5. PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE NOT USELESS. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE USING A COMPUTER RIGHT NOW IF IT WEREN'T HIGH AND RELATIVELY HIGH LEVEL LANGUAGES YOU STUPID FUCK, THEY SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASE THE EASE WITH WHICH PROGRAMS CAN BE DEVELOPED. DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE USING FIREFOX (NO WAIT, YOU PROBABLY USE INTERNET EXPLORER BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT) RIGHT NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR FORTRAN? FUCK NO. ALSO, CUT IT OUT WITH THAT STUPID FROG SHIT, IT'S NOT A MEME AND IT'S NOT FUNNY
SIX FUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU FUCKING FAG FUCK

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OK YOU FUQUIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

>>9
sage

>>9
Well I cannot blame this kind gentleman and a scholar for speaking the truth.

>>12
Hey, how did you green name?

dicks in my asshole

>>13
All right I'm tired of adhering to this some kind of secret code of yours on this board and I'm now going to /mu/ fuck all of you very much and dick off.

this thread made me laugh. fuck you all!

Anyone else imagine everyone on /prog/ as a bunch of large wise cracking black men from Florida?

why don't you go code a demo about it

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No, I picture /prog/ as that one crazy guy who I shared a class with in high school that looked almost exactly like me (to the point where people have approached me in public, thinking I was him) and was a real ``IRL troll.'' By ``irl troll'' I don't mean that he was an asshole, nor that he was some kind of ``lol SO RANDUMB xD'' kind of guy; the way he acted was kind of hard to explain, but he was kind of funny. We hung out a few times, and he had a hot black girlfriend (even though he was a crazy nerdy white guy)

So basically, take this guy, remove the girlfriend, and add programming expertise, and you have /prog/.

>>19
Cool, contact your friend to tell us how to get us some hot black girlfriends. thxinadv

I remember when /prog/ was full of assholes rather than fags.

>>21
you mena anuses

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Is it possible to be an asshole who enjoys the company of other men?

not a reliable thread. No citation to the sussman, anuses and OP can't even guess what my other car is.

>>24
is it a cat?

>>24
I agree, requesting speedy delete and 15 day block of user

>>26
Speedy deletion denied.

>>27

How about a slow and painful deletion?

>>28
Post by post, starting with the ones most linked to.

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This would violate the Geneva convention.

>>31
I've seen it personally...articles..slowly stripped out of their content...tagged...paragraphs removed...unspoken cruelty in the edits and in the talk pages...edit war isn't pretty

Posts disappear when they are deleted.

>>33
;~;

>>33
People die if they are killed.

>>35
nice :)

il get my shotgun.

>>36
Your post has failed to reach /prog/'s standards of quality. Please go back to /vip/ until you start making better posts.

>>37
Listen here, jerkface.