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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 2:01

Fresh out of college.  $55-65k corporate "J2EE turnkey solutions" job, or $45k "IT PHP coder guy" with MILFs job?

I'm shooting for the latter, despite being overqualified and not enjoying PHP.  Has something to do with having control over what the hell goes on, and not being a cog in The Man's machine.  And MILFs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 2:31

/b/ quality thread!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 2:37

what the fuck are you talking about. being a coder makes you a MILF or you attract MILFS?! WTF u talkin' aboot?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 7:25

>>3
eh

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 8:32

>>1
Go ENTERPRISE and spend the extra $10 to $20 thousand on partying, so you can hook up with hotter chicks than the filthy COBOL cretins who you'd meet at Fecebook. The key to this plan is the fact that you'd have to drop money in front of a female to make her want you, since you post on Prague which obviously means you have no social skills and you would never otherwise get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 9:49

Is this some /r9k/ copypasta modified for /frog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 10:03

>>6
/r9k/
copypasta
/frog/

Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 10:16

>>7
gcc -O3 CruelWorld.c

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 11:06

>>5
what if i could make 1K pushups a day? would i get chicks while still being a freak and not having to spend money and working?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 11:09

>>9
implying that muscle mass directly correlates with success at getting laid

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 11:27

>>10
implying
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 11:38

>>11
Only atheists use implications.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 12:31

>>10
i didnt imply shit, i was just asking.
also IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 13:53

so one day im sitting in my room when i realize just how much i love butter. I had recieved my monthly paycheck a couple of days before so i decided to make one of my dreams come true. I went to town and bought 600 bricks of butter. I admit i scoffed a couple in the car on the way back, but when i got home i began dutifully unwrapping them and putting them into the bathtub. It was full at about 200 bricks. I took a hot shower to open my pores, then i climbed into the bath. The golden ghee flowed smoothly into all my many crevaces (im 35 stone) and i could feel it seeping into my pores. i then stuffed a bar in my mouth, a half in each ear, a knob in each nostril and a little in my eyes. I then rubbed 3 bars into my hair. I spent the next few days gleefully eating all the butter i could, rubbing it into my manboobs, just rolling and slithering about in it. When the butter in the bath got too melted i would just add another few bricks. I came round and realized i had passed out after the third day. Happily, i had got through all the butter one way or another. The bath butter was no more than a crusty seal around the rim, my body having absorbed everything within. I couldnt talk or breath normally or butter would shoot out of my nose mouth and eyes and would start slowly leaking from my pores. My mouth decided it needs a drink. I look for my soda. Man, i'm sure getting laid tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 14:06

>>14
( ゚Д゚)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 15:45

>>14
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I need to find help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 0:16

YOUR SKILLS ARE NEEDED IN /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 13:39


The notion of cardinality, as now understood, was formulated by Georg Cantor, the originator of set theory, in 1874–1884. Cardinality can be used to compare an aspect of finite sets; e.g. the sets {1,2,3} and {4,5,6} are not equal, but have the same cardinality, namely three (this is established by the existence of a one-to-one correspondence between the two sets; e.g. {1->4, 2->5, 3->6}).

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 15:56


This assumption gives rise to paradoxes, the simplest and best known of which are Russell's paradox and the Burali-Forti paradox. Axiomatic set theory was originally devised to rid set theory of such paradoxes.

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