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Fresh out of college.  $55-65k corporate "J2EE turnkey solutions" job, or $45k "IT PHP coder guy" with MILFs job?

I'm shooting for the latter, despite being overqualified and not enjoying PHP.  Has something to do with having control over what the hell goes on, and not being a cog in The Man's machine.  And MILFs.

so one day im sitting in my room when i realize just how much i love butter. I had recieved my monthly paycheck a couple of days before so i decided to make one of my dreams come true. I went to town and bought 600 bricks of butter. I admit i scoffed a couple in the car on the way back, but when i got home i began dutifully unwrapping them and putting them into the bathtub. It was full at about 200 bricks. I took a hot shower to open my pores, then i climbed into the bath. The golden ghee flowed smoothly into all my many crevaces (im 35 stone) and i could feel it seeping into my pores. i then stuffed a bar in my mouth, a half in each ear, a knob in each nostril and a little in my eyes. I then rubbed 3 bars into my hair. I spent the next few days gleefully eating all the butter i could, rubbing it into my manboobs, just rolling and slithering about in it. When the butter in the bath got too melted i would just add another few bricks. I came round and realized i had passed out after the third day. Happily, i had got through all the butter one way or another. The bath butter was no more than a crusty seal around the rim, my body having absorbed everything within. I couldnt talk or breath normally or butter would shoot out of my nose mouth and eyes and would start slowly leaking from my pores. My mouth decided it needs a drink. I look for my soda. Man, i'm sure getting laid tonight.