Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 12:34
Hello, /prog/. Lately, I have had some troubles in my life. I seek your guidance.
There is a part of me that loathes masturbation. Large amounts of my time are wasted masturbating, and much larger portions are wasted collecting pornography. What's worse is that after I jerk it once or twice for the day, I'm left feeling horribly lethargic, unwilling to accomplish anything. As an EXPERT PROGRAMMER and one interested in more academic pursuits than little girls, this is a problem. Clearly, I cannot maintain this lifestyle.
On the other hand, I'm a horrible pervert of the worst degree. I have ascended beyond the realm of "hot big tit bitch fuck gets nailed" to a world of astounding fetishes that a normal man would balk at. There are subtle nuances and flavors to each category of pornography; they are not lost on me.
I have tried to stop masturbating, but eventually, my lust consumes me and I am forced back to /home/*/spreadsheets/. I have tried to forget about the world of programming, yet this leaves me unfulfilled, with visions of robed Sussmen prancing through my dreams, singing their song of spirits and drinking from tall, cool lambdas.
It is because of this dilemma that I seek your guidance.
There is a part of me that loathes masturbation. Large amounts of my time are wasted masturbating, and much larger portions are wasted collecting pornography. What's worse is that after I jerk it once or twice for the day, I'm left feeling horribly lethargic, unwilling to accomplish anything. As an EXPERT PROGRAMMER and one interested in more academic pursuits than little girls, this is a problem. Clearly, I cannot maintain this lifestyle.
On the other hand, I'm a horrible pervert of the worst degree. I have ascended beyond the realm of "hot big tit bitch fuck gets nailed" to a world of astounding fetishes that a normal man would balk at. There are subtle nuances and flavors to each category of pornography; they are not lost on me.
I have tried to stop masturbating, but eventually, my lust consumes me and I am forced back to /home/*/spreadsheets/. I have tried to forget about the world of programming, yet this leaves me unfulfilled, with visions of robed Sussmen prancing through my dreams, singing their song of spirits and drinking from tall, cool lambdas.
It is because of this dilemma that I seek your guidance.