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I think I achieved satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:21

So I was writing a small program in C. Basically I got some input, did something then wrote in a file. I opened the file in append mode.

So I compile, execute and notice there's a lot of rubbish data in my file. I think maybe there's a memory problem. I recompile reexecute and see the rubbish data and some correct data.

Now for 15 minutes I tried to figure out what was wrong. Then I figured it out. I was never wrong, the program was correct all along I just didn't give correct input the first time so I kept seeing rubbish because the file was in append.

I was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:32

SATORI is not achievable through procedural means. Nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:40

It took you 15 minutes to figure that out?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:47

>>2
Says the anon who knows not the meaning of Satori. Do look up and understand the words you use first, child.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:56

>>4
In realising that one has not achieved Satori, one finds Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 13:59

>>4
Says the anon who uses phrases like 'says the anon'. Have you even read any THE SUSSMAN enlightenment fables? Can you truly say that you were enlightened when you were merely doing something wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 14:09

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you /
Tomorrow I'll miss you /
And then The Sussman was enlightened

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 14:33

So I was writing a small program in sepples. Basically I got some input, did something then wrote in a file. I opened the file in append mode.

I then proceeded to finger my butthole profusely.

I was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 14:46

>>1

You Sir, are and idiot :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:09

>>7
But can we take Paul McCartney to be an objective truth, or not?
I suppose one criteria could be to determine whether or not all love has been sent in his letters, but how could we check for such a thing?

I suppose we could never know. This hardly feels like Satori to me!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:11

>>5,6
Have you read your Zen mind, Beginner's mind today?

Let us test your knowledge of The Way, Weedhopper(s).

The historical Buddha is said to have held up the lotus flower before an assemblage of followers and spoke not a word. It is said that all remained silent and puzzled except for his disciple Venerable Kasho who is said to have smiled in recognition.

What was transmitted when the Buddha held up a flower?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:15

>>11
His WPA key.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:17

The historical Abelson is said to have held up the lambda before an assemblage of followers and spoke not a word. It is said that all remained silent and puzzled except for his disciple Venerable Sussman who is said to have smiled in recognition.

What was transmitted when the Abelson held up a lambda?


HIS OTHER CAR WAS A CDR

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:20

>>13
You are a sodomite and a denizen of the dark continent. Return ye, philistine, from whence ye came forthwith.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:24

>>11
What was transmitted when the Buddha held up a flower?
A silent alarm to the security company. The police picked him up in a roadblock just 15 minutes later, with his pocket full of pollen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:48

>>11
What was transmitted when the Buddha held up a flower?
AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 15:56

What was transmitted when the Buddha held up a flower?
your gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 16:00

>>17
What about my gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 16:15

>>13
disciple
You take that back, you filthy heretic!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 16:52

The historical Buddha is said to have held up HIS ANUS before an assemblage of followers and spoke not a word. It is said that all remained silent and puzzled except for his disciple Venerable Kasho who is said to have HAXXED it in recognition.

What was transmitted when the disciple HAXXED HIS ANUS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 16:53

>>1
The file was append
The OP-kun was enlighten'd
But then who was phone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 17:08

>>21
But then who was phone?
my anus.
i know that you knew it

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 21:15

If >>1 is all it takes to achieve satori then I must have invented satori, and many greater things. Consult your inner Sussmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 14:10

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 17:02

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