Greasemonkey Script

Well I'm sick of Mr. OCD tourettes boy bumping the shitchan exploit so I came up with a script to fix it.



[code]
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Font fixer for /prog/
// @version       1.0.0
// @namespace     http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/*
// @description   Restores fonts to their originals
// @include       http://dis.4chan.org/*

Var text=getElementsbyID();

Var font=getElementsbyTag();

appendchild, grim;



/*The rest of the code is left as an exercise for the user */

/*The rest of the code is left as an exercise for the user */
[/code]

>/*The rest of the code is left as an exercise for the user */
sadfrog.jpg

var mat = "<img src='http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8963/refportrait07.jpg' border='0'/>";
if ("That was VIP quality!" == document.getElementsByTagName("h1")[0].innerHTML) {
  document.getElementsByTagName("h1")[0].innerHTML = mat;
}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5KH9Z383hE



window.addEventListener(
    "load",
    function(){
        document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].innerHTML ="HAX MY ANUS ... read SICP ... NO EXCEPTIONS ... EXPERT PROGRAMMER ... Leah Culver ... YHBT";},
    false);

>>4
Why did I not think of this.

Oh wow.

Replaced post successful message with an artist...

>>5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMv_9e2rsAY

>>9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OPHXsB4yA&feature=related

>>9
Is that a beautiful man or an ugly woman?

This is for <i> and <b>. Extend as needed or desired.

// ==UserScript==
// @name           Font fixer for /prog/
// @description    Fuck you, ENTERPRISE BBCODE
// @namespace      http://dis.4chan.org/prog/
// @include        http://dis.4chan.org/prog/*;
// @include        http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/*;
// @version        1.1
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    postBoxes = document.querySelectorAll('div.thread, div.post');
    for (i = 0; i < postBoxes.length; ++i) {
        postBoxes[i].style.fontWeight = "normal";
        postBoxes[i].style.fontStyle = "normal";
    }
})();

>>12
Forgot to add textarea and input to the selector, but you get the idea.

no i dont

>>13
Don't worry, he's just teasing. Of course >>14 gets the idea.

_{Bampu pantsu}

>w3m dis.4chan.org/prog/