/prog/ - How do you earn your MOANIESSSSSS???!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:33

Was wondering what profession and position /prog/ is right now and what is the dream career?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:41

This thread is rife with deja vu.

Occupation - ENTERPRISE DATABASE SOLUTIONS, SYNERGIZING CLOUD MANAGEMENT etc etc etc. Basically, Sepples codemonkey.
Dream job - Unemployed, with enough money to get by, using my time to program things that are actually interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:41

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:51

>>2
[QUOTE]DATABASE[/QUOTE]

I feel for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:59

Occupation: Unix Admin to the stars, also network and desktop guy as required (it's a small outfit).
Dream job: telecommuting network admin (ccna/ccnp), that only has to work 3 or 4 days a week to pay the bills.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 19:48

Occupation: NEET
Dream job: NEET

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 20:35

Occupation: Investor
Dream job: retirement at 26.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 20:37

>>4
I'm sure he's at least got a grasp of BBCode.

>>5
Huh funny, mine's basically that but reversed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 21:24

Program for money? lol, never. I will always do that as a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 23:36

I write device drivers for Logitech.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 0:01

Occupation - Unemployed. Co-founded a company with former coworker, with him as CEO; turned out to be a huge mistake, so I quit.
Dream job: Independent mobile game developer. It would be my dream job to work on my own games for smartphones, and somehow make enough money to pay the bills.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 0:06

>>5
Unix Admin to the stars
What "stars" are you talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 2:07

~2.5 months short of graduation, making $15/hr doing what is more or less "dream job" material. Junior-level contracting, if you will.

Going to transition to a code monkey desk job, probably deploying horizontally scalable turkey J2EE architectures in the Enterprise.

Dream job is being self-employed. Not hard, just need to pay my school loans off before delving into that.

>>10
Go tell Keith that IronFist wants a coding job. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 3:46

>>10
If you seriously do that, then you are awesome. Seriously dude, thank you for your hard work. I have tons of Logitech peripherals and they are all awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 4:12

Occupation: i play the acordion in the whorehouse
Dream job: wizzard

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 4:39

Occupation: Haskell nomad
Dream job: Conjurer

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 4:54

Occupation: Male Prostitute
Dream job: Female Prostitute

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:16

>>14
I didn't know Logitech made anal vibrators.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:31

Occupation: C++ developer for small security software company.
Dream job: Nothing. I like just sitting around browing the internet and wanking off

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 6:23

Occupation: web developer with Django ^{ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER}
Dream job: computational scientist with the Algorithmic Language Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 8:46

Occupation:
1. high school student
2. if I told you I'd have to kill you
Dream job: just 2.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 9:11

>>14
child detected

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 9:56

Occupation : consultant (i.e. glorified code monkey)
Dream job : some top-tier manager or vice-president of a gigantic corporate entity

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 11:01

Occupation: Elementary school tutor (if you can't, teach)
Dream Job: Self employed software developer.^*

* Although I'd like to work in a professional software company for a bit, just to see how I measure up.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 15:09

Occupation: Student
Dream job: Bioware/Blizzard

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 15:15

Occupation: Nigger
Dream job: White guy

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 15:26

Occupation: ENTERPRISE DATABASE SOLUTIONS(Oracle RDBMS kernel dev)
Dream job: Hikkikomori

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:04

>>26
Back to /newpol/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:10

>>5
Oh, hey, Dad! I can't believe that we both post on 4chan! Small world, innit?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:29

Occupation: Serious J2EE turnkey solutions.
Dream job: Anus Research.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:33

>>25
Why would you want to work for any of those? You think they have a statue of Tali at the Bioware offices, don't you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:38

Occuption: NEET
Dream job: Kernel developer

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 16:52

>>31
YHBT, and by a 15 year old too

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 17:03

>>33
:(

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 11:00

Occupation: EE student
Dream job: microelectronics job at Intel

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 15:06

Occupation: IT Hustler
Dream Occupation: Rich Pikey but like the one Brad Pitt played who can whoop ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 15:15

Occupation: /prog/fish and layabout
Dream job: teaching the mentally challenged animals to dance

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 17:27

/prog/fish

Accepted terms include /prog/-rider, /prog/lodyte, /prog/ rammer, and troll.

Name: Anónimo 2010-03-04 18:28

Occupado: C#.net Developador
Siesta Occupado: muchas cosas, pero quiero hacer burritos y tacos y otros "sandwiches" en el LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 19:24

Occupation: CS student
Dream Occupation: EXPERT SCHEME/BBCODE PORN SITE DEVELOPER

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