How do you earn your MOANIESSSSSS???!

Was wondering what profession and position /prog/ is right now and what is the dream career?

This thread is rife with deja vu.

Occupation - ENTERPRISE DATABASE SOLUTIONS, SYNERGIZING CLOUD MANAGEMENT etc etc etc. Basically, Sepples codemonkey.
Dream job - Unemployed, with enough money to get by, using my time to program things that are actually interesting.