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Finding Satori in the World

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 19:57

Satori is not a thing to be found only in books and media. Where have you found Satori in your world, /prog/?

I believe that taking a walk through the rain without an umbrella illustrates this concept quite satisfactorily.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 19:59

Walk with your shirt off, its twice as satisfactory.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 20:03

I found Satori while beating up bad guys underground.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 20:27

Call me old fashioned, but I believe that the only true way to find satori is to sit on a rock near a waterfall at nighttime, let your sense of vision be filled with nothingness, and your sense of sound filled with meaninglessness, and let your mind take you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 21:31

Satori can only be achieved via unrelated activities.
You can not achieve satori if you actively pursue it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:49

SATORI MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:52

>>3
Are you a bad enough dude to achieve satori?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 10:08

I found Satori in the anus of a Moroccan man (at least I think he was Moroccan, he had a fez on) in some university in Boston.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 12:31

SATORIZE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:44

Pay me enough and I'll show you my secret area of satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:50

How do you know when you've found satori anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:52

>>8
CSAIL is in Cambridge.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:54

I found insight (not satori) in implementing Scheme in Forth in C. I'm currently cloning Datalog over it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:03

>>12
THEN WHO WAS FEZ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:19

>>14

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Jerry_Sussman.jpg

Now you get it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 21:28

Satori can be found anywhere

Since satori itself encompasses everything

One of the best examples of Satori to me was a fast food restraunt

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 22:11

>>14
THEN WHO WAS _____?
Back to /x/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 22:49

>>17
Fuck off. That was a valid post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 22:54

>>17
THEN WHO AS /X/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 3:35

>>18-19
http://boards.4chan.org/x/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 3:51

>>18-19,20
http://boards.4chan.on.nimp.org/x/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 3:58

>>21
If you're going to troll linking to nimp.org, at least obfuscate the URL first.

Also, Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:17

>>22
Fuck off, ``faggot'', we both know everyone on /prog/ has NoScript.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:31

>>23
Actually I use opera, but with javascript disabled my default

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:50

>>24
opera
How is Opera still even relevant? Oh wait, that's right, it isn't. Carry right on.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:59

just so you guys know

A key point of satori is found in the first lecture video

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 5:59

of sicp

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 7:41

>>25
ONE WORD THE TOTAL AEWSOMENESS OF OPERA ENJOY YOUR OPEN SOURCE BULLSHIT FAGGOTS WHILE I HAVE SEX WITH HOT MODELS. THE WII USES OPERA BECAUSE THE WII IS SO AEWSOME.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 7:52

>>25
http://www.betanews.com/article/Google-Chrome-5-loses-points-wins-categories-against-Opera-105-beta/1266961722

Any more stupid questions?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 7:52

>>28
I may use Opera as well, but I didn't respond to >>25 since the entire discussion was about a on.nimp link.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 17:53

>>30
http://dis.4chan.on.nimp.org/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 18:09

>>28,29
I really don't give a fuck how fast the "new" version of Opera is. Neither does anybody else really, that was my point. All this screaming and kicking to try and get attention (see: Unite, Opera Turbo, and whatever other bullshit press release features nobody gave a shit about). If you want to be a heretic by using some obscure software nobody else has heard of, feel free, but please go and play with all the other hipsters and don't shit up the rest of the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 21:25

>>23
I use NoScript too, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 3:00

>>32
Oh, it's so great that Opera is quite popular here where I live, so that I don't need to be a hipster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 5:00

>>34
Please stop living in my anus. It's uncomfortable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 5:23

>>32
Please take your /g/ QUALITY flaming back to /g/. Here in /prog/ we delight in using obscure things, and we actually understand what it means for something to be good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 10:04

>>35
I saw the jackass episode the other day where they go to a town called mianus and make lots of jokes like this

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 10:20

>>36
>>37
It wasn't this one, but one with Knoxville, but this one is much funnier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnaIwGy03Tk

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 11:13

>>38
http://www.shorpy.com/node/3909?size=_original

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 12:38

>>37
you mean the one where they take a swim in the sewage plant?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 21:32

>>37,40

You mean the one where they entice stupid teenagers to perform dangerous stunts that may cause them death or serious bodily injury?

That's my favorite one. No, really.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 12:16

Secret to satori in sjis art

Secret to satori in bbcode


Two conflicting arguments.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:29

>>28
The Wii is a child's toy. Real men play on the PS3Xbox 360.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:54

The Xbox 360 sucks, real men still play with their Amiga

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 14:59

Real men play on their roguelike that they've hacked together in some godforsaken language on lunix

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 15:13

>>45
Real men are playing Dwarf Fortress in Wine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 18:25

>>46

Real men are playing Dwarf Fortress on wine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 18:32

>>46-47
I would never give up my essential freedoms by playing such a filthy proprietary game.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 18:42

real men play a upgraded Q3.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 18:53

>>48
You're just not man enough to watch everything you know and love be mercilessly destroyed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 15:26

>>50

How do you know?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 15:33

>>48
I would never give up my essential freedoms by playing such a filthy proprietary game.
Kind of a requirement once you state as much.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:38

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