Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 15:40
The boy would come back from school everyday at the same time, crossing paths with a computer scientist named Gerald, who was coming back from work. The little boy was a snot, and would always call Gerald a nerd as they passed one another. Frustrated, Gerald decided to play a trick on the boy.
On his off-day day, Gerald climbed into the boy's house through an open window a half an hour before Jimmy came home from school. He looked around the boy's room for something that he could use to blackmail him. He found sprawled on a post-it tucked away in a drawer usernames and passwords from some of the boy's computer accounts, including an AIM account.
Gerald decided he would hide in the boy's closet and wait for him to come home, and pretend to be a hacker. When the little boy signed onto his AIM account, Gerald messaged him saying "I am HAXXUS_THE_GREAT! I know your password is bluedragon7!" The boy was startled. Gerald continued "Give me nude pictures or I will hack all your other accounts!". Gerald became mildly aroused by the thought of seeing the boy naked.
Trying to call a bluff, the boy replied "I'd like to see you try, loser!" Gerald replied with another username and password, and another request for nude pictures. He now felt his penis become fully erect at the thought of succeeding.
The boy, not letting a lame hacker push him around, cockily replied "Oh yeah? Well HAX MY ANUS!!" It was at that moment when Gerald could not constrain himself any longer. He put on his robe and wizard hat, and then busted out of the closet. He proceeded to hack the boy's anus, proclaiming "I AM HAXXUS_THE_GREAT!". With one final push, the Sussman
On his off-day day, Gerald climbed into the boy's house through an open window a half an hour before Jimmy came home from school. He looked around the boy's room for something that he could use to blackmail him. He found sprawled on a post-it tucked away in a drawer usernames and passwords from some of the boy's computer accounts, including an AIM account.
Gerald decided he would hide in the boy's closet and wait for him to come home, and pretend to be a hacker. When the little boy signed onto his AIM account, Gerald messaged him saying "I am HAXXUS_THE_GREAT! I know your password is bluedragon7!" The boy was startled. Gerald continued "Give me nude pictures or I will hack all your other accounts!". Gerald became mildly aroused by the thought of seeing the boy naked.
Trying to call a bluff, the boy replied "I'd like to see you try, loser!" Gerald replied with another username and password, and another request for nude pictures. He now felt his penis become fully erect at the thought of succeeding.
The boy, not letting a lame hacker push him around, cockily replied "Oh yeah? Well HAX MY ANUS!!" It was at that moment when Gerald could not constrain himself any longer. He put on his robe and wizard hat, and then busted out of the closet. He proceeded to hack the boy's anus, proclaiming "I AM HAXXUS_THE_GREAT!". With one final push, the Sussman
GRUNNERed "HAVE YOU READ MY SICP TODAY?", creating a pool of CUDDER on the floor.