"The organizational changes we are making will help us organize a culture of exciting customer focus."
I click it again.
"The organizational changes we are making will help us institutionalize a culture of exciting customer focus."
I knew it.
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Anonymous2010-02-19 13:21
Synergize this ! *grabs dick*
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Anonymous2010-02-19 13:25
>>3
I ask you to benchmark and understand one key thing: What we are being asked to do -- execute cautiously on our emerging social network -- has not changed.
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Anonymous2010-02-19 14:38
>>4
We're going to collaborate across metrics; most importantly, we're going have a successful time winning with clients and generating successful financial performance.
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Anonymous2010-02-19 14:42
we're going have a successful time winning with clients and generating successful financial performance. This is what startup founders actually believe!
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Anonymous2010-02-19 14:59
We are going to facilitate processes and systems that aren't working and facilitate them so that you get the network you need.
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>>9
Sounds like a bunch of HR corporate bullshit to me.
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Anonymous2011-01-29 13:29
>>12
...and exactly the sort of bullshit they fed new hires at the last place I worked.
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Anonymous2011-01-29 14:14
We're going to brand processes and systems that aren't working and brand them so you get the application you need.
At least this corporation is honest about its products.