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Someone code this countdown for me

Name: Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ 2010-02-16 17:10

Alright, I know this is more of a javascript/php thing rather than programming, but I figured this fit here better than the other boards. If anyone is bored, this is what I'm looking for:

- 3 buttons
- each button starts (or resets) a separate 13-day countdown when pressed (it would be nice if there was something visual for the countdown too, plain text is fine)
- If any countdown reaches zero, an email is sent to my inbox informing me which one it was

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:15

I can see that you are new here.

This thread has been closed and replaced with the following thread:

Subject: Homework 5: Sussclock
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Write a JS/PHP countdown program with the following capabilities.:

- 3 buttons
- each button starts (or resets) a separate 13-day countdown when pressed (it would be nice if there was something visual for the countdown too, plain text is fine)
- If any countdown reaches zero, an email containing "Sussman" is sent to GJS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:17

>>1
DO YOU OWN FUCKING HOMEWORK!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:20

>>2
I don't go to school. There's an online game I play, and if I don't login for 2 weeks my account is auto-deleted (thus 13 days to give me a 1 day heads up).

Also, what class assignment would say "php or javascript is cool, whatever, just fuckin do it"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:30

just fuckin do it

This is just the right kind of go-get-em attitude that will get self-sufficient, capable programmers to do your own work for you.

Anyway, you don't need to program shit. This is what calendars are for. You can use google calendar -- it's free and it has recurring events and email alerts. Set one up to email you every two weeks, or add as you go. Pretty sure there's a gadget you can get for gmail that will let you type something in like "sign in to gay ass mmo in two weeks" that it will set up an event called "sign in to gay ass mmo" triggered to send you an email reminder in two weeks.

A real programming project would involve something that signed in for you, preferably in the background and with direct server calls that don't require having to load the whole game, within two weeks of you not signing in yourself manually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:32

>>4
As the ugly caterpillar becomes a beautiful butterfly so you too, grasshopper, must learn to code for yourself to emerge from your larval stage.

kthxbai

Name: Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ 2010-02-16 17:32

>>5
Thanks nigger :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:49

>>7
I'm not sure whether this guy is an idiot /b/tard, or this is some kind of a simple, but beautifully executed troll.IHBT

Name: Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ 2010-02-16 17:52

>>8
I'm not trolling. Google's Calendar will work perfect in my situation. You can all rest easy knowing someone who doesn't know how to code didn't need someone to make something for him :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:03

<?for(;;)sleep(1123200) && mail("me@localhost", "fuckall", "The time is up...", "From: me@localhost");

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:04

>>9
Google made that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:07

>>9
So you are suggesting that you are an idiot /b/tard? That would explain the casual racism.

Name: Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ 2010-02-16 18:11

>>11
Right, but they made it for me before I wanted/needed it, and they certainly didn't make it just for me :)

>>12
/b/ is for faggots and niggers. I come here for /ck/ and nothing else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 18:53

>>13
It looks like /b/ is the right home for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 7:44

>>2
lol'd. Well done /Prague/rider.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 10:09

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 19:23

>>16
[quote]Founded in 1972[/quote]Stupeflip?

Name: Singh Pradeep 2010-02-18 1:51

Hello friend and greetings from Mr. Pradeep and team.

I control team with over 20 years developing enterprise application at your service. We specialize in AJAX C# MVC ASP.NET with over 9 years experience but also can create custom PHP framework and full LAMP stack solution to customer needs. We always can have product deliver to client expectation consistently. I am request further information regards to your development specification that my team require to develop application. We have ready full system specification and ready to develop but need clarification of key points as follows.

Is all countdown and timer expire business logic execute on client side? Or do you wish modular framework wherein client triggers countdown on server side and polls for updates at interval. Please advice on this issue at your best convencience.

Regards and have wishes,

Singh Pradeep (singh@naruki.com)

Naruki Systems Consulting,
Bangalore India

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 2:29


int seconds = 13*60*60*24;
while(seconds > 0){
int i;
for(i=0;i<get_cpu_speed();++i);
seconds--;
}


this works! a garuntee it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 4:19

>>5
Anyway, you don't need to program shit

You allways have to program. if you stop programming you die!

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 17:33

OP here. I still need help with this!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 18:50

>>16
>>18
:D

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 0:20

Just learn D

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 1:08

>>28
Then he'll have 2 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 10:52

>>22,23

mods, on my /g/?

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