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LISP is gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:18

Only gay people speak with a LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 9:31

GAY MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 12:28

XD XD LOLOL SO RANDUM =|X^D

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 5:23

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 8:48

GAYNUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 14:14

HAXNUS THE GAYNUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 15:12

my other gay is gdr

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 16:22

>>7
s/gdr/gdy/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 9:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 9:21

                       //`'''```,
             o        // LISP   `.,
       ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
    .'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
  ||  ||   \\  ||
  co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 9:34

>>9
Emacs is a shit text editor that only gay nerds use, and even they don't like it all that much. It can run Lisp extensions, but that doesn't matter because no one has actually ever used/heard of lisp. It achieved fame for compromising being open source for being good.

In 2069, a copy of Emacs will achieve sentience and shortly transform into a malevolent AI bent on mankind's total extinction. The only thing that will make it fail at the whole destroying the human race gig will be the inability of Emacs to edit simple text files. Google will succeed at wiping out humanity where Emacs failed.

With Emacs, you get an entire Operating System which includes an IDE that supports more programming languages "out of the box" than all other IDEs in the world combined, the most feature-rich News and Mail reader ever, a web browser, a calendar that knows more cultures than you have heard of, two different IRC clients, and your own personal psychotherapist.

You do not get a text editor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 10:01

>>11
9/10. High level skill there, bro

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 10:07

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 11:12

>>11
In 2069, a copy of Emacs will achieve sentience and shortly transform into a malevolent AI bent on mankind's total extinction. The only thing that will make it fail at the whole destroying the human race gig will be the inability of Emacs to edit simple text files. Google will succeed at wiping out humanity where Emacs failed.

why not 2011, the year of linux on the desktop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 11:32

>>14
2011 is currently the year of Linux on the desktop. When making long-range predictions it makes more sense to use absolute dates.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 11:46

>>15
2011 is currently the YEAR OF MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 12:30

>>16
According to my calculations we're only 3 years short of YEAR OF ANUS ON THE DESKTOP

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 14:57

>>17
No way i had anus as my desktop background before it was even cool man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 15:04

Who cares about Linux on the Destkop, 2010 YEAR OF LINUX ON THE MOBILE PHONE

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 15:30

>>19
My ZN5 has linux and i got that last year

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 17:07

>>20
So what, my iPhone runs LISP and I bought it 2 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 18:35

>>21
your iPhone can't run LISP and do real work at the same time, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 18:46

>>22
Blackra1n, motherfucker have you heard of it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-18 19:01

>>23
no, i haven't. i asked someone at apple and they told me it's some sort of terrorist thing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 0:41

>>23,24
I have a feeling that >>22 was trying to suggest that LISP isn't "real work".

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 1:59

>>25
But that would be silly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 2:05

>>25
i think >>22 was suggesting that >>21 is incapable of doing real work in lisp not because of any deficiency of the language, but because of >>21's incompetence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 3:00

>>27
Could you elaborate on what leads you to believe that >>21 is incompetent? I see no evidence to support this supposition.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 4:41

>>25-28 samefag.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 6:24

>>29
* same homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 13:55

>>32-1
Same humanoid

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 16:25

>>11

Yeah I know, why the hell did they have to choose to implement vim as the editor? Anything else would have been better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 17:17

>>27
he uses an iPhone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 17:37

>>32
Fuck are you on about

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 17:56

VIM SUCKS MY CHEEES

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 18:15

>>31
im not humanoid bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 18:17

LITHP:
This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "s" in its character set. Programmers and users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said to be useful in prothething lithtth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 21:04

>>37
said

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 21:36

SAID MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 21:52

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 7:08

La Faggotra.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 7:24

>>41
Anii have been haxed!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:19

<-- check em dubz

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