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Leah Culver the ultimate

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 21:57

Just remember: beauty is fleeting, but brilliance endures forever.

http://make-a-face.org/photo/6a0105361a0fa1970b0120a7ee966c970b

Name: sage 2010-02-09 1:51

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 9:13

The worst thing is, she really is just barely above average, attraction-wise. She's not even hollywood ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 12:33

why the fuck are we obsessing over this? she doesn't even program in cool languages

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 13:10

She's the only female programmer in existence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 13:14

>>4
What? I thought she used FOIC.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 13:16

>>6
I refer you to the thread in which FIOC is proven, beyond doubt, to be the least cool language EVER

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 13:26

The worst thing is, she really is just barely above average, attraction-wise. She's not even hollywood ugly.

NOTE: She's also not that good a programmer or ...

1... she wouldn't be working at some crappy startup with no business model.

2... she wouldn't be in charge of a team of coders, she'd be coding; c.f.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle


Listen to this man >>3 for he speaks the truth.

+2 Internets and 10 points for RAVENCLAW!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 18:02

>>8
Jesus fuck someone put her in charge of something more than sucking cock?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 22:28

>>8
But I'm in Hufflepuff!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 23:15

>>8
You are misunderstanding the Peter principle. You are only promoted if you are good at your job; you stop being promoted when you are incompetent. If she was promoted to leading a team of coders, that means (according to the Peter principle) that she was a good coder.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 23:35

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-09 23:38

>>12
Yeah, that's probably the one >>8 was thinking of.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 0:14

I am on the verge of entering the web 3.0 paradigm (yes, it exists; it leverages the semantic web and the ever-growing presence of data APIs to enable real-time continuous query that serves the needs of the end-user to a high degree).  On my way to the top, I will snag her for all of /prog/ to have.  I may need to employ her.  I'd not pass up the author of the Leah Culver Clamping Star Algorithm.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 11:16

>>14
None of which rounded up, so they all sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:28

I'd still export my module to her, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately I fear her hidden methods are __mangled__.

Name: Joshua Shannon Day 2010-02-10 13:42

Viruses are biological, but only Windows causes massive hardware failures on the way to achieving Linux.  Unix, FreeBSD and openBSD are all very closely related.  There is no malware in the clear operating system.

Related:  The Berkeley Free Database, MySQL, SQLite, and PostGRE-SQL all operate on the principles of the same freedom of sharing among the people that libraries, museums and plametariums uphold.  Freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom to learn -- these are allowed our students and our children.  The children are always safe.  It's the adults who achieve absolute clarity of their specific knowledge that face peril.

Basic, C, DOS, C++, Fortran, R (mathematics):  all these come together at language and applied linguistics:  Perl keeps them separated among the languages of the different people of the world.  Configuration of the Perl server really begins the understanding that makes the desire to penetrate any other operating system absolutely ridiculous.

I'm not a programmer.  Just a writer who never had a way to get paid before it was too late to serve as a professor in a University.  That would have been delightful.  I still have a lot of hope and trust in the people that a solution for my problems will come to me in an acceptable form.  Private handouts and government charity are not acceptable for someone of my intellect, unless I get so hungry I am near starving, again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:44

>>16
U MENA HER LABIAH?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:48

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:37

>>19
HAX MY ANUS
MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR
ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE
THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:08

Is she sticking out her tongue, or is her lip just really full?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:14

Stop making me click on that picture!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:51

>>20
Failed attempt.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 17:02

>>14
Clamping Brown Starfish Algorithm

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 18:37

I'd clamp Leah Culver's brown starfish, if you catch my drift.

Name: Leah Culver 2010-02-10 19:09

Post >>994 decides which body part I expose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 21:46

>>26
In before Leah exposes her sage tank

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 2:49

>>14
Her other star is a STDr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 3:22

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 3:27

>>29
Server not found

     

     
     
     

     
       
       

         

Firefox can't find the server at www.usinghaskal.com.

       


       
       


    *   Check the address for typing errors such as
          ww.example.com instead of
          www.example.com

    *   If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
          connection.

    *   If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
          that Iceweasel is permitted to access the Web.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 12:33

>>13
>>8-san here, yes that was indeed what I was thinking. Thank you /prog/-anon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 10:27

>>16
MANGLE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 10:35

>>32
It took you 4 days to come up with that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 10:37

COME UP WITH MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 11:01

>>33
wwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 16:46

>>32,34
You know what?
FUCK YOUR ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 17:17

>>36
FUCK YOUR ANUS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 19:40

>>37
[b]FUCK MY YOU'RE ANUS MY ANUS ANUS[/u]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 20:24

FUCK MY CULVER!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-15 22:59

PUNISH MY TIGHT CULVER HOLE WITH YOUR ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:24

Why do I come here. Bunch of monsters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 0:50

>>41
You know you like this, Leah

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 1:24

The fact only her fugly face is spammed this board instead of even one line of her code tells me you faggots are just pussy starved basement welling nerf herders.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 1:35

>>43
You're no EXPERT PROGRAMMER, that's for sure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 7:29

Wait, The Culver writes code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 10:41

>>43
Who's scruffy-looking?!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:47

>>46
My scruffing-looking

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 11:51

>>47
Laughed so hard an alien larva burst out of my abdomen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 14:51

...and how does that make you feel?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:21

>>49
homicidal

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 15:50

What does homicidal mean to you? Do you have a plan and a target for this homicide?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:15

I Have Been Culver'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 16:22

>>51
Just what the voices told me

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:36

>>53
Details. I want to make sure you aren't going to kill anyone I know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-16 17:44

>>53
Details. I want to make sure you are going to kill someone I know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 4:08

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-17 12:50

>>56
Proceed. Post links to missing person report(s). Forensics is a bitch these days; don't fuck up.

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