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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 14:04

/prog/, I need someone to talk to. I rarely venture outside of /prog/ , but today was different. Today, I felt like visiting /adv/. I feel... wronged... /prog/. I feel raped. The real story is that today was my first instance of being truly and unequivocally trolled. I was trolled, /prog/. I don't know what to say or how to feel. I don't know if it was simply a good troll, or if it really was a very stupid, very ignorant group of underage b&s. All I know is, I was fuckin' trolled. Is this what being assaulted feels like?

I'm just... violated. I don't know where to go from here. What comes next, /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 14:10

If you've posted on /prog/, YHBT.

NO EXCEPTIONS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 14:21

>>1
What comes next, /prog/?

page 10!

oh wait ... never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 14:23

>>2
No we are not talking about the run of the mil YHBT, this...was so much worse. I feel like curling up in a ball and never speaking again...

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 15:41

>>4
do it autist !

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 16:04

Now you're ready for USENET.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 16:10

>>5
please dont mock me...

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 16:58

>>6
Now if anyone actually posted to USENET, we'd be in business.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 17:03

>>1
So that would be like 3~5 frozenvoids?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 17:12

>>9
The FrozenVoid[si] - Official standardized trolling measurement unit?[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 17:37

>>10
It is a normalized unit.  You can't exceed 1FV.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 20:16

>>11
Like trig functions!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 20:26

>>1
Here, here, have a hug, being trolled happens to everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 20:50

>>12
really it's just sin(theta/2) on the needle angle of the trolometer. it's like pi for trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 2:21

you going to tell us your story or what, OP?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 3:23

>>15
Please don't bump your thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 3:37

>>15
You wouldn't just ask a violated girl about how she got raped, would you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 3:39

>>17
i would, actually

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 3:40

>>17
It is possible to create and identify situations when it is appropriate to make such inquiries

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:19

>>10
PROPOSED: Troll magnitude scale:
9-Cultural collapse
8-Widespread chaos and shock
7-Assassinations and arson, widespread societal instability
6-Death threats,  Smear campaigns, local societal instability
5-Hate campaigns and petitions begin
4-Suicide attempts of participants
3-Emotional crisis occurrence
2-Flame wars ignite
1-FrozenVoid quality

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:26

>>20
CULTURALLY COLLAPSE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:43

0.2/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:53

>>20
You've got to be kidding me. FrozenVoid did more than complete cultural collapse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:58

*10-The end of the world as we know it

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:59

Revised Troll magnitude scale:
10-The end of the world as we know it
9-Cultural collapse
8-Widespread chaos and shock
7-Assassinations and arson, widespread societal instability
6-Death threats,  Smear campaigns, local societal instability
5-Hate campaigns and petitions begin
4-Suicide attempts of participants
3-Emotional crisis occurrence
2-Flame wars ignite
1-FrozenVoid quality

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 10:37

Revised revised Troll magnitude scale:
0x-FrozenVoid quality
9-FrozenVoid quality
8-FrozenVoid quality
7-FrozenVoid quality
6-FrozenVoid quality
5-FrozenVoid quality
4-FrozenVoid quality
3-FrozenVoid quality
2-FrozenVoid quality
1-FrozenVoid quality

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 10:51

Using one unit of FV is WRONG!!
FrozenVoid helping newfags 0.5/10
FrozenVoid 1/10
FrozenVoid fanboys  1.2/10
FrozenVoid's troll threads 2/10
FrozenVoid programming threads 2.5/10
Threads dedicated to FrozenVoid 5/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:33

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend

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