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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 21:38

I'm wondering why the red countries produce such skilled hackers.
Maybe the difference be their strict and result-oriented schooling system. Or their lawlessness and disregard for copyrights. Maybe it's because they are bred with older and more hackable computer systems instead of the Fisher Price iPhones fat Americans get to play with.

Could these Russian, Czech and Chinese hackers be driven by the spirit of communism itself. Did our comrade Trotskij miss out on a glorious computing career?

Name: 2GET 2010-02-01 22:34

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 0:01

I'd just like to point out that the iPhone is quite hackable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 0:21

Nyet! **== AMERICAN FREEDOM HACKORS ROOL THE EAST!!!! **==

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 1:03

>>3
this.
iProducts are iInsecure

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 2:03

>>5
Either it's "secure" or "big brothe rlololol! iphones are nota ppliancs, they are the future of the yoof!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 3:19

Maybe the difference be their strict and result-oriented schooling system.
This. But our modern educational system is inferior compared to what we used to have some 20-30 years ago, trust me.
Русский

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 3:26

Strict and result-oriented schooling system?! You must be kidding me. I am graduating with Master's degree from rocket college this year, and I want you to know that I was slaking off whole 16 years of my education. It's funny seeing your schools in movies, with children telling on each other, competing and generally being jackasses. Kids here know who their enemy is -- teacher. No one will tell on you if they see you cheating or doing even more extreme stuff. I have no idea what kind of educational system we had in USSR, but not a trace of it exists now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 4:33

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SKILLED HACKERS PRODUCE RED COUNTRIES

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 5:49

>>8
I have no idea what kind of educational system we had in USSR
but not a trace of it exists now.
Silence, child!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 6:15

Совершенно заебало российское высшее образование.
Кучка плесневелых мудаков в совковых корпусах университетов, зовущихся "преподавателями". Колхозные "учёные" рожи, учебные программы, составленные точно в год рождения моей пробабушки, дебильные экзамены на скорость списывания с учебника, мудацкие лекции, состоящие из слабо связанной друг с другом хуйни. В пизду этих проклятых функционеров.
Но это еще полбеды.

Каждый второй студент - либо конченный аморфный дурачок-алкоголик, либо сынок какого-нибудь местного воро-чиновника, не обделенный деньгами, зато здорово обделенный мозгами. Тут тебе полный набор, дружок, настоящая кунсткамера. Девчушки-проблядушки с эконома и мажорные мальчики-пидорки тащутся в клуб на гламурную вечеринку. Тощие бухарики с инженерных специальностей оформили на троих поллитра возле местной рыгаловки. А на IT-факе прыщавые задроты докачали эльфа до 80-го уровня и скачали весь порнолаб себе на винт. Это пиздец, а не студенты. Гнать всех нахуй по шарагам, армиям и заводам.

Ага, а ты как думал, читатель? Всё так и есть, это наше образование! Не веришь? Велком ту рашн юниверсити, посмотри сам.

Надо в зданиях вузов замутить гигантские клубы с бухлом и травкой, пердунов всех на пенсию, вместо них диджеев, от этих хоть толк будет. И начинать с 1-го сентября каждодневные вечеринки до утра. Будет классно - с одной стороны, эффект тот же, с другой, будем хотя бы честными друг с другом.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 11:05

Это выше заебало России в области образования.
Горстка плесенью мудак в советское здание университета, называют "учителем". Колхозные "ученых" Лица, образовательные программы, сделанные ровно год моего рождения probabushki, слабость экзамены на скорости копирования из учебников, лекций mudatskie, состоящий из слабо связанных друг с другом мусора. В эти проклятые киска функционеров.
Но это не так уж плохо.

Каждый второй студент - или сделали для аморфного дурака-алкоголика, или сын местного Воронов официальном, а не находятся в неблагоприятном положении деньги, но больше обездоленным мозги. Здесь полный набор, мой друг, реальные кунсткамеру. Девочка-problyadushki с экономкой и основные мальчики Pidorka расстояния клуб в гламурно-участника. Lean Чарли с инженерным специальностям составлены три пол-литра у местных rygalovki. А на ИТ-Факел прыщавые задроты Резюме эльфов до уровня 80 и загрузили все pornolab себе на винт. Это пиздец, а не студенты. Drive все нахуй на sharagam, армии и заводам.

Да, но что же вы думаете, дорогой читатель? Все это есть, это наше образование! Не верите? Добро пожаловать, что Рашну университета, посмотрите сами.

Она должна быть в зданиях школ, чтобы поднять гигантские клубы с Buchloe и травы, все пенсионеры старой пердеть, а вместо них ди-джеев, от тех мер смысле этого слова. И начать с 1 сентября, ежедневный сторона до утра. Это будет весело - с одной стороны, эффект тот же, с другой стороны, по крайней мере, быть честными друг с другом.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 12:01

IN SOVIET RUSSIA ANUS HAX YOU

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 14:34

>>13
 I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-02 16:45

>>13-14
Back to /ГУЛАГ/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 8:04

poor hullheads are whining about their so-called universities.
they just wasn't smart enought to get into fair-level capital unis. now they are doomed to be slaves. or, to be a bit more precise, share the life of their parents.
on the other hand situation is shifting towards money-centric more and more, thus killing social lifts completely and some other consequences, thus providing negative feedback.
.
oh shi~ almost forgot to post

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 8:53

>>12
>ИТ-Факел
>прыщавые задроты
>Резюме эльфов
ilold hardly

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 10:32

Fantasy: the spirit of communism itself.
Reality: capitalism, greed and botnets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 11:20

Well in Soviet Russia they replace artists with scientists...

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 11:49

so funny how all you macfags appear and say "oh but you can download a program that 'hacks' it for you! so it's very hackable".. yeah fucking right. Someone pre-packaged a program that lets you run fucking SCUMMVM on it, well done you are a hacker? fuck this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 18:42

>>20
I've also hacked it to accept my own custom XCode apps without having to pay $99 for the signing certificate. Don't assume everyone is just some script kiddie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 20:04

Dah! It might hard for capitalists to understand!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 21:36

>>21
I'm a script kiddie :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 2:13

Healthier and more natural food.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 4:43

>>23
implying there are non-script kiddies in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 15:56

We should start our own communist programmer commune, dedicated to the goal of giving birth to a beautiful computer goddess.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 16:06

>>25
implying
Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 4:34

>>26
LAIN

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-05 21:29

>>28

No, SHODAN.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 3:31

I think Stalin would be an eXtreme Programmer. He'd put people in pairs so they could watch each other for signs of disloyalty, and he wouldn't be afraid of refactoring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 8:26

>>26
implying that girls can program
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 8:29

>>31
I'm sure >>26-kun was talking about an artificial waifu AI, not some sort of filthy flesh-based girl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 9:32

>>31
implying
Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 10:51

I have done researched on this subject and concluded that Russians get their power from superior Norwegian browser technology.
This is believed to have been instrumental in closing the nuclear gap, as the likes of Richard Feynman were forced to use IE6 to access poorly written intranet applications, which not only harmed their productivity and in some instances caused severe depressions, but also left them vulnerable to Chinese hacker attacks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 13:54

>>31,32
Leah Culver begs to differ.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 14:19

>>32

You are correct.

Reincarnation of the True Computer Goddess

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-06 14:37

>>35
Leah Culver's rounding algorithm begs to differ.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 2:37

>>37
Leah Culver's round ass begs to differ.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 4:29

>>37

I lost the link to that, can you post it please?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 4:52

>>38
I lost the link to that, can you post it please?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 5:35

>>39
Like a baawwwssss.

Name: Leah Culver 2010-02-07 7:33

I've been awfully busy programming lately. My Django-based side project is coming along well and I hope to have it ready for use in a few weeks. Please don't ask more about it, that's really all I can say for now. Anyways, I came across an interesting little math problem today and was hoping some skilled programmers out there could come up with a more elegant solution than mine.

Problem: Star Ratings

People can rate cheeseburgers on my website with a star rating of 0-5 stars (whole stars only), 5 being mighty tasty and 0 being disgusting. I would like to show the average of everyone's ratings of a particular cheeseburger to the nearest half star. I have already calculated the average rating as a float (star_sum) and the total number of people that rated the particular cheeseburger (num_raters). The result should be stored as a float in a variable named "stars."
My Solution (in Python):

# round to one decimal place and
# separate into whole and fractional parts
parts = str(round(star_sum/num_raters, 1)).split('.')
whole = int(parts[0])
frac = int(parts[1])
if frac < 3:
___frac = 0
elif frac > 7:
___frac = 0
___whole += 1
else:
___frac = 5
# recombine for a star rating rounded to the half
stars = float(str(whole)+'.'+str(frac))

Mmmm… In-N-Out Burgers… Please reply if you've got a better solution.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 11:38

That seems to use a lot of unnecessary variables and work just to round a number.

THIS IS NOW A post your own rounding algorithm THREAD

Here's mine, written in Sessless (also known as C):

double round (double number)
{
    float test = (int)number;
    if      (number < (test + .3))
        return test;
    else if (number > (test + .7))
        return test + 1.0;
    else
        return test + 0.5;
}

A program to test it:

#include <stdio.h>

int main ()
{
    double derp[] = {1.2, 1.4, 1.6, 1.8};
    int x;
   
    for (x = 0; x < 4; x++)
    {
        printf ("%1.1f rounds to %1.1f\n", derp[x], round (derp[x]));
    }
   
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 13:12

>>43

$ ./a.out
1.2 rounds to 1.0
1.4 rounds to 1.5
1.6 rounds to 1.5
1.8 rounds to 2.0
∭ DELICIOUS MATH ∭

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 13:40

>>42
Dem cheeseburgers fill up dem hips.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 13:43


#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>

int expert_round(double d) {
  char *p,s[1024];  // TODO dynamic buffer of sufficient length
  int r;
  sprintf(s,"%.5f",d);
  if((p=strchr(s,'.')))
    *p = 0;
  r = strtol(s,0,10);
  if(*(++p)>='5')
    r++;
  return r;
}

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
  double d;
  argv[1] ? d = strtod(argv[1],0) : exit(1);
  printf("%d\n",expert_round(d));
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 14:13

>>45
shut up fatie!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 14:22

EXPERT FIOC

import math

def round(num):
    foo = lambda (x,y): y if x < 0.3 else 1.0+y if x > 0.7 else 0.5+y
    return foo(math.modf(num))

nums = [1.2,1.4,1.6,1.8]
print map(round,nums)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 15:42

inline float round (float num) { return 0.5 * (int) (num * 2.0); }

derp

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 16:33

>>49
$ ./a.out
1.2 rounds to 1.0
1.4 rounds to 1.0
1.6 rounds to 1.5
1.8 rounds to 1.5


IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 16:50


int round( float num )
{
   return (int)( num + ( num > 0.0f ? 0.5f : -0.5f ) );
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 16:57

>>49,50
inline float round (float num) { return 0.5 * (int) (0.5 + (num * 2.0)); }

>>49 is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 16:59

>>51
IHBTA

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:05

>>52
WINAR

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:11

>>52
Nope.  num = 1.25 returns 1.5

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:21

>>53

>>51 works.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:28

>>56
How can it?  The return value is int?

Unless IHBTe

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 17:43

>>55
It rounds in binary, so that's to be expected.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 18:01

>>58
I see.  So >>51 is just a general rounding algorithm.  Not one to solve the Culver's stars problem.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 18:05

>>55
It's meant to. Did you never take basic mathematics? Using 0.3 and 0.7 for rounding limits as previous posts did is idiotic - for instance, 1.29 is clearly closer to 1.5 than it is to 1.0.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 20:07

>>60
well 1.75 is closer to 2 but 7/4 is 1 in most programming languages so whats your point fucker!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 22:36

>>61
PYTHON 3 IS STANDARD.  GET OVER IT LISP WEENIE

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 22:55

>>61
Oh, stop being such a brainus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 23:19

>>63
hax my brainus

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-07 23:39

float round( float n ) { return ( (int)( ( n + 0.25f ) * 2.0f ) ) / 2.0f ) }

With correct rounding points, too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 0:31

>>60

Fuck, fine.

double round (double number)
{
    float test = (int)number;
    if      (number < (test + .25))
        return test;
    else if (number >= (test + .75))
        return test + 1.0;
    else
        return test + 0.5;
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 1:01

>>65,66
These are broken for negative numbers. Please make use of the standard library rounding functions, they're there for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 1:29

>>67
You can't have negative cheeseburgers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 1:41

>>68
Fuck you bitch I can have negative cheeseburgers if I want to

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 3:09

>>69
IL_OP_U_MAD?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 6:37

>>70
U_MAD?
Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 8:27

>>71
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=IL_OP_U_MAD

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 9:15

>>72
``U MAD'' is still imageboard garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 13:19

>>73
``U_MAD'' is not.

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<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:22

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