Shitty programming language

You know what the shittiest programming language ever is? Haskell. Seriously, you can't change the value of a variable, and functions can only have one argument. How do you expect to ever be able to write a real program in such a useless language?

>>1
I suppose if you can only pass one parameter per function you have to pass arrays.  Can't create arrays?  Your language sucks.

>>2
No loops?  No problem.  Just use recursion.  Can't do recursion?  Your language sucks.

>>3
No IO?  No problem.  The user sucks.