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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 7:08

For personal reasons, I do not browse /prog/ from my computer. (I also have not net connection much of the time.)  To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me. It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 22:52

>>15

You obviously haven't been around here for very long.

GTFO my /prog/, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 23:27

>>16
HYBMT?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 23:27

>>16-san he's just asking why, at least he didn't say /prog/ without the spoiler tags
tl;dr kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 23:54

>>15
They're new here.

Name: RMS VON COCK 2010-01-24 5:13

COULD WE GET THIS DISCUSSION BACK ABOUT ME NOW PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 7:24

>>20
So, hop in your El Camino, crank up the Metallica, and head to McBurgerndy's-Fil-A-Bell. Buy three triple whopper chicken bacon cheese towers, a SuperJumbo Coke, a sixty ounce curly mayonnaise french fry bucket, and of course thirty dozen cinnamon twisters. (Don't forget your blood sugar! Your kidney dialysis isn't until next week.) Stuff two of the burgers into your mouth, gorge on the fries and the cinnamon treats until you feel like you're about to vomit, and what the hell, pour half the soda all over your head to soak in the corn syrup and caffeine. Hit the highway at rush our, breathe in the smog, gaze in awe of the faint outline of bank and insurance buildings, and while you sit thinking about how awesome Lars Ulrich is and how they can't ever top Unforgiven: The Threequel, spike the last burger on your erection for the God Damn American Way of Life. Take a good look in the mirror. As a single tear unsuccessfully tries to crest your fat cheek, remember this moment for the poor future generations who will never have it this good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 13:52

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 13:56

Also the myth of Stallman using daemons to mail webpages disproved:
http://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/atatn/richard_stallmans_kooky_setup/c0jagt9

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 14:08

Me, I browse /prog/ on Linux.

...on a virtual machine, running on Windows XP. Hey, mingw is a pain in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 14:14

>>23
Actually I had an access to that daemon for a while, one folk from GNU set it up for me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 16:20

Right now I'm slightly tired/drunk so this may or may not actually answer your question... But to hell with that.

If you want to access the text boards, just go to 4chan's main page and select "Show text boards" from the boards filter (drop down in the top right corner of the boards box)

... Or you could be a faggot and select "Use frames" (from the same drop down)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 17:19

>>26
what the fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 18:54

>>26
Ahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 19:12

>>4
Here's a shell script I wrote to download all the images from a single page of a kusaba based image-board that you can modify to your taste:

#!/bin/bash

echo -n "Enter a domain: "
read DOMAIN
echo -n "Enter a board from "$DOMAIN": "
read BOARD
echo -n "Enter a page from "$DOMAIN/$BOARD": "
read PAGE

URL=$DOMAIN/$BOARD/$PAGE
NWBRD=$DOMAIN'/'$BOARD
NWBRD=`echo $NWBRD | sed 's/\\./\\\\./g; s/\\//\\\\\\//g'`

wget -Oindex http://$URL

grep "res\/" index | sed 's/\(\/res\/[0-9]*\.html\)/\n\1\n/p' | grep "^\/res.*\.html$" | uniq | sed 's/^/http:\/\/'$NWBRD'/' > urls

wget -Otemp -iurls

grep "\/src\/.*\.png" temp | sed 's/\(http[s]*:\/\/.*\.png\)"/\n\1\n/' > pics
grep "\/src\/.*\.jp[e]*g" temp | sed 's/\(http[s]*:\/\/.*\.jp[e]*g\)"/\n\1\n/' >> pics
grep "\/src\/.*\.gif" temp | sed 's/\(http[s]*:\/\/.*\.gif\)"/\n\1\n/' >> pics

egrep '^http' pics | uniq > urls

wget -r -l1 -w2 -np -Agif,jpg,png,jpeg -iurls

rm index temp urls pics

exit 0

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 12:14

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, /prog/ BROWSES YOU

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 12:40

>>30
To bad that board is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 12:41

iPad

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 12:43

>>29
Having to enter the URLs every single time
At first I was like

щ(゚Д゚щ)

Then I was like

( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 13:46

>>29
has never heard of downthemall for firefox

if you're gonna re-invent the wheel at least make pimp ass g-ride instead some crappy broken down 91 civic with 5 different colors of a shell script

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 15:07

at least make pimp ass g-ride instead some crappy broken down 91 civic
>>34
has never heard of prepositions and articles for english

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-01 17:01

>>35
Y'all grammar faggot types ain't from 'round these here parts, are ya son. GTFO of mah /prog

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 23:26

>>36

You forgot your /, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 23:31

>>37
Lurk more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 0:57

>>38
Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 2:39

>>36,38
Back to /b/ please.

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2!6zZFK8hdXkJGFwa 2010-02-05 19:28

test

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 8:38

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:10

<-- check em dubz

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