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Teach me how to program, you faggots!

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Going into the Windows command line, type
[code]deltree /y C:\[/code]
to start the Microsoft Interactive Programming Tutorial.

>>3
My terminal says it can't find the "deltree" command! Your a lying faggot!

1. install linux
2. type "man perlintro" into the terminal
3. insert "#!/usr/bin/perl" into a empty textfile on 1st line and perlcode on 3rd line
4. ???
5. profit

>>5
He said programming, not anus haxing.

>>5
What should I do if step 1 is redundant?

>>7
do it again

Read this book. http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

#!/usr/bin/env fioc
print ",you faggots!"

There you go. Now kindly fuck off back to wherever you came from, please.

boost::MyAnus* anus = hax->addAnusContainerNode(hax->getHole("AnusDefault"));

>>11
Boosting my anus sounds dangerous!

>>9
or watch these - lots more fun
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-807121848850840349&ei=waFLS5Ra1sH4BuW7ibAO&q=google+video+lectures+sicp&hl=en&client=firefox-a#

the conviction of Sus and Alb is both amusing and inspirational!

I just got the limited edition Blu-ray collectors cut of Summer Wars.It came with a hanafuruda set using OZ characters,ehich was really neat but kind of useless since I don't play card games.The director's commentary disc was cool though.

In the end, you live in a monad transformer stack. At the bottom is IO. Above that, every major module (in the abstract sense, not the module-in-a-file sense) maps its necessary state into a layer in that stack. So if you have your database connection code hidden in a module, you write it all to be over a type MonadReader Connection m => ... -> m ... and then your database functions can always get their connection without functions from other modules having to be aware of its existence. You might end up with one layer carrying your database connection, another your configuration, a third your various semaphores and mvars for the resolution of parallelism and synchronization, another your log file handles, etc.