/prog/ - PHP post counter

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:19

Hey /b/oys.

Ive made a bbs in PHP but i need a post counter on it. how would one go about inserting a post counter into the PHP script??

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:25

postcount++;

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:31

>>1
/b/oys
Where exactly do you think you are?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:34

<?php echo "here be a post counter;" ?>

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:05

Well, you're storing posts somewhere, right? How about you count them?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 17:42

Strange name for a counter, but here you go:

(define make-counter

  (let ((n 0)

        (inc (λ(x) (+ 1 x))))

    (λ()

      (λ()

        (set! n (inc n))

        n))))



(define php-counter (make-counter))

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 3:57

<?/*

/*************************************\

* COUNTER SCRIPT v2.3                 *

***************************************

* DO NOT USE WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST. *

***************************************

* (C) 2004 XDEVPUPPY234X @ HOTMAIL . COM *

*/



$var1 = 'PUT NUMBER HERE';

function do_c($var1){

if($var1 == 'PUT NUMBER HERE') {

die('WRONG NUMBER!');

}

global $var1;

$COUNTER= 0;

$looper=array_fill($COUNTER, $var1, $COUNTER);

foreach($looper as $loopy) { // HEHE :P

if($counter < $var1) {

//if($counter == 1) {echo "COUNTING 1!";

//if($counter == 2) {echo "COUNTING 2!";

//if($counter == 3) {echo "COUNTING 3!";

//if($counter == 4) {echo "COUNTING 4!";

//if($counter == 5) {echo "COUNTING 5!";

//if($counter == 6) {echo "COUNTING 6!";

//if($counter == 7) {echo "COUNTING 7!";

//if($counter == 8) {echo "COUNTING 8!";

//if($counter == 9) {echo "COUNTING 9!";

  if($counter == $var1) { echo "DONE!";

} else { echo "COUNTING!"; 

echo $counter; // PHEW, MUCH BETTER! THANKS DARKXXSONIC!

echo "<BR>";

}

$counter =$counter+++1; // FIXED 10-09-04

}

}// if($counter == $var1)

return $var1;

}

/***************\

* CODE COMPLETE*

\***************/

?>

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 9:40

>>7
Oh God I lol'd so hard

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:13

>>7
Brilliant\(°∀°)ﾉ

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:23

>>7
PHP QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:59

>>7
I've worked with a "web developer" before. This isn't far from reality.

And OP, if you want a serious answer, read the futaba source code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:50

You want to count posts in a thread?

Have you tried mysql_num_rows($shittyMySQLresourceGoesHere) ? Assuming of course you were smart enough to store threads in MySQL that is, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:52

>>7
Dear god, I rofl'd so hard I heard something pop

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:57

>>13

You should probably see a doctor about that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:00

POP MY ~~CHERRY~~ ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:07

>>12
smart
mysql
faceface.face

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 1:05

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:11

Name: Miu Miu taschen 2011-09-08 7:39

Wow, this list is great! There are so much things that I really need to learn how to do, but just not doing them. It is time for

me to stop procrastinating and give the list a try.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-13 17:39

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PHP post counter

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:19

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:25

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:31

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 15:34

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:05

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 17:42

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 3:57

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 9:40

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:13

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 13:23

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 14:59

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:50

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:52

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 15:57

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:00

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 16:07

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 1:05

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:11

20 Name: Miu Miu taschen 2011-09-08 7:39

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-13 17:39