GIMP

Ahh, if Gimp was a type of person easily identifiable by an outward trait, I would throw javelins at their cocks.
And miss on purpose if it meant getting a head shot.
Fuckdamnit do I hate Gimp. I'd rather stick my newly roused genitalia in a rambunctious beehive than ever use that shitpile again.
The asswipe magnitude of the developers must be near the MAXIMUM point, which is always serious.
Fuck Gimp. I hope they go extinct.

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If GIMP was the stablished standard and Photoshop the newcomer, everybody would instantly drop The GIMP and wonder why they had tortured themselves for so long. Eventually they'd reach the conclusion that GIMP's developers were to blame, and a public lynching would be likely to follow.