GIMP

Ahh, if Gimp was a type of person easily identifiable by an outward trait, I would throw javelins at their cocks.
And miss on purpose if it meant getting a head shot.
Fuckdamnit do I hate Gimp. I'd rather stick my newly roused genitalia in a rambunctious beehive than ever use that shitpile again.
The asswipe magnitude of the developers must be near the MAXIMUM point, which is always serious.
Fuck Gimp. I hope they go extinct.

I propose everybody to close eyes and imagine that it is Gimp which was used for decades and is used in art schools and by professionals and that Photoshop is just a newcomer from FOSS.
I imagined that everybody is complaining that tool icons are too small and that it works in nonstandard way and that .PSD is a format which is used only by Photoshop, and that it takes ages to start program.
But seriously Gimp have not best planned gui and lack of 16 bit/channel and no .hdr/.exr.