/prog/ - typedef is for wussies

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 19:16

I just use #define. What's wrong, can't handle the INTENSITY?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 19:19

I can handle the intensity, I ... just don't want to ... yeah thats it, they'll believe that

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 19:23

I'm in the middle of a personal feud with the pound sign.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 19:40

pffft.
real men just type it out in full

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 19:57

>>4
Excuse me, I am a Java programmer. I create my classes with a mouse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 20:04

Excuse me, I am a Lisp programmer. I create worlds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 20:15

>>1
Giving birth with a C-section is for wussies. I just punch the uterus. What's wrong, can't handle the INTENSITY?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 20:51

>>5
That's Smalltalk programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 21:12

#define IGNORANT_JUDGMENTAL_QUAKER_CSS_CODER "my roommate"

#define ANNOYING_MORON_THAT_NEVER_SHUTS_UP "my roommate's girlfriend"

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 21:15

What about those that MENA NO SIDE-EFFECTS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 21:27

#define THIS_THREAD "piece of shit"
#define OP "faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 21:29

>>9

Why the hell does he have a girlfriend? Quakers hate any term of endearment besides husband and wife. He's a terrible Quaker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 21:35

>>12
Because, as his manager puts it: "he's not a real Quaker."

All of the principle, none of the follow-through.

Most of the time it's laughable, sometimes it's rage inducing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-15 22:32

TYPEDEF MY ANUS;

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 0:13

>>11
Please get a grown-up to explain strings in the C preprocessor to you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 0:27

>>15
Please get a grown-up to explain "having a sense of humor" to you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 1:08

>>16
Please get a programmer to explain "obsessive accuracy in the construction of jokes" to you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 1:17

>>16
Insisting on accuracy in jokes doesn't have shit to do with having a sense of humor one way or the other. You're just trying to make excuses for not knowing anything about the C preprocessor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 1:21

>>15
What has he done wrong, exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 2:24

Notice how >>15 didn't comment on >>9, who also #defined a string. Conclusion?

It's just a butthurt OP, move along folks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 4:43

BUTTHURT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 6:22

http://c-faq.com/decl/typedefvsdefine.html

typedef is for wussies

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