/prog/ - Personal Request

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 12:32

I am not an expert with computers. I need to urgently make contact with a hacker that would be interested in doing a one-time job for me. The pay would be good. I'm not sure what exactly the job would entail with respect to computer jargon, but I can go into rough detail upon making contact with a candidate. Thanks for your help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 13:13

I am an expert in the field of computers. Please contact me to arrange a price for my services.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 13:24

>>2
Ok how about over the phone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:19

I am an expert in the field of experts in the field of computers. Please do not blindly trust 2-san's abilities!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:28

I'm an amateur in the field of computer expert experts, and I suspect >>4 may be fraudulent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:29

I am an expert in the field of experts, please do not blindly trust 4-san's expertise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:30

>>4
I am an expert in the field of experts in the field of experts in the field of computers. Please do not blindly trust >>4\-san's abilities!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:33

I am a field in the field of experts. And what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:35

I am an expert in the field of painting. Will that be fine?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:36

I am an expert expert in the field of experts in the field of experts in the field of computers. I agree with >>7 -san.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:39

>>4
I'd like to see you perform additions and multiplications (and find their inverses) over the field of experts. If you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:45

>>11
I am an expert in the field of math humor. I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:10

>>12
HUMOR MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:21

Why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:36

Good to see so many volunteers :) I need an adjustment to my college GPA.
Is this an absurd request?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:52

>>15
I think you mean you need to start a nuclear war, don't you, Joshua!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:53

>>15
Just check the principal's desk. He probably keeps the password in there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:54

getStudentRecord(>>15).setGPA(4);

That will be 1 billion dollars.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:55

>> 2-12

4Chan's /prog/, where experts gather.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:56

>>16
I can't do that, Dave.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:59

(with-student (trace-poster-identity #>>15)

  (setf *student-gpa* 4.0))

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:05

Good to see so many volunteers :) I need to be legally married to Leah Culver.
Is this an absurd request?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:07

>>22
Forget it, it's NP Complete.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:20

>>18
What would you or anyone else need from me to see if
you could it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:28

>>24
Your SSN would do the trick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:40

>>25
I'm sorry as I said in >>1 I don't know much about computers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:47

>>26

Social Security Number

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:04

>>22
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:27

>>2

617-253-5874

This line is secure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:57

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 18:18

>>15
I am an expert in the field of gay sex. Have you thought about introducing your principal's throbbing pelvic crocodile into your anal cavity?

Name: OP 2010-01-14 4:09

Guess what niggers?

YHBTC YHL HAND

http://attrition.org/postal/z/033/0871.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 4:39

>>20
my name is jack.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 7:45

>>32
I lol'ed a little bit in the beginning but it got boring fast.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 8:01

>>32
I have been tolled. How much is it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:26

>>35

A toll? Nobody tolled me about it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:30

>>36
i c wat u did thar

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:32

>>32

HAHA OH WOW I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS LEGIT THANKS FOR HEADS UP

DEFINITELY NEVER REMEMBERED THAT ATTRITION ARTICLE

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 15:29

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:07

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:52

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Personal Request

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 12:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 13:13

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 13:24

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:19

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:28

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:29

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:30

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:33

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:35

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:36

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:39

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 14:45

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:10

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:21

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:36

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:52

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:53

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:54

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:55

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:56

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 15:59

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:05

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:07

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:20

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:28

26 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:40

27 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 16:47

28 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:04

29 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:27

30 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 17:57

31 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-13 18:18

32 Name: OP 2010-01-14 4:09

33 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 4:39

34 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 7:45

35 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 8:01

36 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:26

37 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:30

38 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 11:32

39 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 15:29

40 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:07

41 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:52