As the title says, I'm new to sex, I've only ever done basic and slightly advanced masturbation, and I know that is pretty limited in what it can/can't do. I hear that anus is the main hole on this board, but I've also heard that its dirty and dangerous, someone even told me that I can get haxed through it, is that true?
A couple people told me mouth is a good hole to start, and I know a lot of couples use it, and I've also heard vagina, between-tits and a few others.
I've heard of these unprotected and protected sex things, and I believe prostitute and girlfriend, can anyone explain the difference? I've been involved in masurbation for most of my life, and I think it's time to advance my sex skills, and I could think of no better place than 4chan's /prog/, namely because I don't know of any other places, so....
Can /prog/ help me?
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Anonymous2010-01-12 12:24
What's the difference between basic and slightly advanced masturbation?
I must know this so I can help you.
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Anonymous2010-01-12 12:29
Girls are so pretty and soft. I wish I could have sex with a girl, or even hold her for a while. :’(
It disappoints me to see pathetic emotions coming from /prog/. We conjure spirits, for fuck's sake. That this doesn't give you the confidence to not feel limited in going after what you want is an insult to the very art and profession of computer programming
Tsuchida walked around the outside of the kindergarten building.
"Why haven't I touched her yet?" he thought to himself. "I bet she feels nice."
Just then he saw the object of his thoughts, the girl known as Anzu sleeping in the sunshine under a tree. She wasn't wearing the bottom part of her clothes, whatever it is. Then he saw it billowing on a clothes line, drying in the sunlight.
"She must have wet herself" he thought. For some reason, this made him feel a little aroused. "Now's my chance."
Tsuchida walked up to where it was laying and reached his hand downwards. She made pleasing sounds in her sleep. His hand came into contact with her rotund body.
"At last" he thought. Anzu felt soft and warm to the touch, like a warm bag of oatmeal. Tsuchida then proceeded to pick her up. He squeezed her quite gently. She stirred slightly.
A devilish thought came into Tsuchida's mind.
He held her tightly and ran into the kindergarten building towards the bathrooms. Checking that no one had seen him, he went inside. The room was empty.
Tsuchida entered one of the stalls and locked the door. Anzu was awake by now. "Tsuchii..." she cooed looking up at him with her large round eyes from the toilet seat where he had placed her.
Slowly, Tsuchida began to undo his trousers and pull them down. When they had been removed he quickly grabbed Anzu by her stubby arms and sat on the waiting seat.
Not expecting this, Anzu started snarling angrily at him.
"RAAAAAH" she growled, attempting to intimidate him.
Seeing that this had no effect on her captor, Anzu's anger turned to fear at what was going to happen. This only made Tsuchida more aroused.
"Aaaah" he cried as he ran her up and down, alternating between smooth and rough movements.
Anzu was now visibly terrified and wet herself all over his penis and crotch area. While he enjoyed the feeling of the warm liquid cascading onto his groin, he had been urinated on and saw this as a grave insult.
He picked her up and stabbed at her with his erect penis, causing further cries of fear from his pink haired captive. Tsuchida then noticed the source of the previous urination. Her peehole was still trickling urine.
Slowly, he lifted her up again, then began lowering her onto his waiting cock. Anzu began thrashing to escape, knowing that something bad was going to happen, but it was no use. Tsuchida's hands were much stronger than Anzu.
"I wonder if it will fit" Tsuchida asked himself as he lay poised to enter his class's biggest slut.
In one swift movement, he brought her down onto his penis, entering her opening roughly. He had no lubricant, and thus it was not an easy fit, and Tsuchida was sure he felt tearing and rupturing on his way in.
Anzu let out a screech of agony as the foreign object which was Tsuchida's penis buried itself deep inside her. Never had she been in such pain.
After a short time of getting used to his situation, where the only thing that happened were more cries from Anzu, he began thrusting into her. Holding her in place by her arms with his hands, he lifted her up and thrust into her, savouring her tightness around his penis. This carried on until he felt satisfied. He did not care that he was irrevocably damaging the innards of Anzu, indeed, the pounding had made it easier to move around and the blood acted as a lubricant as it flowed down onto his shaft.
Feeling himself almost and climax, he lifted Anzu up a last time. Her body felt limp now, her head lolling to one side, moving with the momentum he made. He brought her down onto him and ejaculated forcefully into her insides. Semen trickled down his penis, mixing with the blood.
Letting go of Anzu, Tsuchida watched as she was suspended there, impaled on his penis, her chest rising and falling with uneven breath.
Pulling her off his penis, Tsuchida went to the sink to clean himself of the blood and innards which had resulted from his conquest. Anzu just lay there in the stall not moving. After putting his trousers back on, he picked her up and went back outside to where he had found her. There was still no one to be seen. He set her down under the tree, then left his prey in its grizzly state.
***
It was the end of school time, and Sakura went to where the teacher told her Anzu was to pick her up and go home. What she saw almost stopped her heart. Anzu was laying there on her stomach, facing her, with a trail of blood and a white liquid behind her from where she had obviously crawled a short distance.
"Mama... Mama..." she gasped as she saw her. Sakura ran over to her daughter and held her in her arms.
"Who did this to you?!" she asked, in anger at what had happened to Anzu.
"Ma... ma..."
Anzu let out this last syllable, then her laboured breathing finally stopped.