/prog/ - Help! — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 23:00

How do I program a girl to like me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 23:06

You must use code injection

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 23:08

INJECT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 23:41

Inject her anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 11:06

I believe there's a backdoor exploit

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 11:18

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1263209010/1-40

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 11:50

require personal_hygiene;
require sense_of_humor;
require personality;
require not_being_a_neckbeard;

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 11:54

>>7

Can't locate personal_hygiene.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/local/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.10.0/i386-linux-thread-multi /usr/local/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.10.0 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.10.0/i386-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.10.0 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl /usr/lib/perl5/5.10.0/i386-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/5.10.0 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl .) at - line 1.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 13:35

>>7
I get undefined calls to not_being_fat(int) and not_being_ugly(int).
How to fix those?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 13:40

>>9
for the for try:

include exercise.h

and for the latter:

include fat-wallet.h

'cuz bitches care less about what you look like than what you can buy them

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 14:11

>>10
What if I don't want bitches?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 20:59

>>11
not_being_fat(int) and not_being_ugly(int) are both part of the bitchSQL dependency tree, but you can load the standard beauty package (or the excercise and fat-wallet modules) yourself independently of bitchSQL if you prefer a leaner implementation

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 21:02

>>12
I have trouble with bitchSQL. I understand the SELECT syntax but every time I try to do an INSERT I get Exceptions

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 21:07

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-12 15:14

>>13
Try to remove CONSTRAINTS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-12 16:16

>>15
I think its time to CONSTRAIN the target function if you follow my meaning, sir.

Name: Bitches and Hoes 2010-01-12 16:19

madnetory Bitches and Hoes

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-12 16:20

>>1
why would you do that?

why not program her to calculate fibs.

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