/prog/ - Manually

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:39

You are now observing the intricate patterns of you're eyes floaters manually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:40

back to /b/ please

Name: sage 2010-01-03 21:41

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 22:35

No, but I am breathing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 22:36

your're*

moron.

Name: sage 2010-01-04 0:26

>>1
I don't even know what you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 1:16

>>6
Even better! Once you look it up (and you will), it'll be like breathing manually for the rest of you're life!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 2:01

I always look at the fuckers whenever I'm in a car but not driving. I give up after they move away for the second time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 2:06

I used to be bothered by them. Then I switched Emacs to a white on black scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 7:05

>>7
Nooo, you just spoiled it! People are supposed to discover eye floaters accidentally and then spend like several years believing that they are going blind, not "look it up"!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 8:00

This thread sucks, I'm going to use it to recite some poetry

(((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (x x)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 8:44

>>11
(x_x)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 9:00

What the hell is 'my's eyes floaters'?
The patterns you see when it's very dark?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 10:47

>>13
Let your eyes drift across the blue sky, not focusing on anything in particular. You should be able to see a tiny chain of faint distortions, like bubbles in plastic or bacteria in a microscope. As your eye tries to follow it, it skips away.

You've probably just tuned them out. I haven't thought about mine since I was 5 or so, but I can still see them if I try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 11:28

I've only ever seen them looking up at the sky on a hot day..like say if i was on the beach and lying on my back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 15:00

You are now reading this thread in the voice of the Abelson.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 16:13

>>16
You are now reading this post with the voice of the Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 17:01

You are now masturbating manually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 17:04

>>18
How did you know!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 17:22

To those who are unaware, these are eye floaters:

http://www.eyereview.com/eye%20floaters.jpg

You are now enlightened!!

I haven't looked at the sky in months ;__;

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 18:36

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 19:35

>>20
Then I don't have any. All I see is a bit of static and some pixellation if I move my eyes fast enough.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 19:52

>>20
I love you, your post, reached satori 5 times.

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