"Major server overhaul complete—site should be significantly faster now.
Spam is also still a big issue. That'll be dealt with late next week. "
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well your a dick. Fool me thrice, well thats never happened..
4chan and /b/ especially will never stop being a spammed shithole if only because 50% of what appears to be bot-spam is actually manually posted by ur lusers. And your site will always be slow moot regardless of how many servers you throw at it because its running on shitty fucking weeb0 code mixed with shitty hacked on code from your programmers running a shitty slow as fuck interpreted language lol.
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Anonymous2010-01-01 4:47
This thread sucks I'm going to use it to recite my poetry.
YAR-HAR FIDDLE-DEE-DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YOU ARE A PIRATE! (YAY!)
WE GOT US A MAP (A MAP!) TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX, THATS ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS (WITH LOCKS!) AND BURIED DEEP AWAY. WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX (THE BOX!), WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY, BUST OPEN THE LOCKS, AND THEN WE'LL SAY "HOORAY!"
YAR - HAR - FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, IF YOU LOVE TO SAIL THE SEA, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
WEIGH ANCHOR!
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HA HA HA (YAY!)
WE'RE SAILING AWAY (SET SAIL!), ADVENTURE AWAITS ON EVERY SHORE! WE SET SAIL AND EXPLORE (YA-HAR!) AND RUN AND JUMP ALL DAY (YAY!) WE FLOAT ON OUR BOAT (OUR BOAT!) UNTIL ITS TIME TO DROP THE ANCHOR, THEN HANG UP OUR COATS (AYE-AYE!) UNTIL WE SAIL AGAIN!
YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, IF YOU LOVE TO SAIL THE SEA YOU ARE A PIRATE!
LAND HO!
YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR WIND AT YOUR BACK LADS, WHEREVER YOU GO! BLUE SKY ABOVE THE BLUE OCEAN BELOW, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
HA HA HA! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Anonymous2010-01-01 5:18
>>1
Stop being so angry, it's a new year. Lighten up, friend!