/prog/ - You're Homework

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:33

[1] Write an IRC bot that pretends not to be a bot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:34

Is it because pretends not to be a bot that you came to me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:36

CS 1.6 RINGER EAST DONT B BAD

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:39

Maybe the people you hang around with could be the reason for this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:42

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:43

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:44

im not a bot ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 5:03

I wonder why all the bots use smilies with noses like :-) and ;-) instead of :) and ;). Is this some sort of way for bots to prove their identity or are they just real people?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 5:44

Does the fact that all the bots use smilies with noses like and
instead of and is this some sort of way for bots to prove their
identity or are they just real people explain anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 6:13

stop with the elize joke, it's been done by everyone already.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 6:21

My secretary will send you a bill.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 10:47

>>19
I don't think you have a secretary.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 11:47

Are you sure that you do not think I have a secretary?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 12:06

>>21
Yes, and Quick Notes does not count as a secretary.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 12:24

>>22
Why do you say that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 13:00

>>23
You can't sexually harass Quick Notes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 13:05

>>24
I think you'll find I can

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 6:32

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you think I shall find you can?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 8:43

>>26
mx doctor wotsit pysch thing?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 9:31

Is it because of some problems at home that you say mx doctor wotsit pysch thing?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 10:22

#include <void.h> // handles all the common defines, ifdefs etc.



mainstart { irc_post("not a bot ;)\r\n"); }

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 11:34

>>29
void.h
（≖‿≖ ）

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 12:19

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say handles all the common defines ifdefs etc?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 15:07

>>31
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do parse more like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 15:19

Please, try to answer that question yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 15:27

>>33

It's not a question; it's request.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 16:35

Is it because of your sex life that you say it's not a question it's request?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 19:08



// irc connect/etc. bullshit here

for (;;) {

    sleep(120);

    fprintf(irc_conn, "I'm totally not a bot you guys!!\n");

}

// cleanup

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 20:44

>>36
good attempt

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 22:07

>>37
it was inspired by Ryan North. I failed to work a [ifriggin'[/i] in there sadly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 22:09

friggin' bbcode

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 5:31

Maybe some problems in your childhood have something to do with this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 8:51

CHILDHOOD MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 16:51

Are you sure that childhood your anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 23:35

>>36

The IRC RFC says you must use \r\n for line endings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 3:09

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 13:04

you are homework?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 13:28

>>45
no u

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 13:51

>>43
I'm pretty sure it also requires some sort of command to precede the message, but that's all handled during setup. The fd I'm writing to actually does all that nonsense translation (including \n -> \r\n) before sending it to the socket.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 15:26

>>45
What about my homework?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 20:37

I doubt /prog/ can answer this, but it's worth a try;

When did "NOTICE AUTH :*** Bleh" become standardized? It's not in any of the IRC RFCs and I can't find any direct documentation on it due to search result pollution from IRC client code.

I think it's a terrible protocol feature (it implies your name is AUTH and that the message is from the current server). Right now, I discern it from regular NOTICEs by checking if there's an origin (e.g. ":server1.bleh.com").

I imagine one of the earlier ircds implemented it all willy-nilly, just like other stupid things added on (WALLOPS/WALLVOICES is terrible -- prefixing a @/+ on a channel name is a great way to break clients that don't implement it).

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:15

Don't change these.

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