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What did you get your gf for Christmas?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:36

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as in girlfriend, I would have specified that in the title but it was too long

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:36

I do not have a girlfriend because I am a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:37

I have no girlfriend. And thanks for pointing it out, bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:44

Just some hugs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 9:49

I choose sex.

Name: ⎷⎛⎝ 2009-12-26 10:23

discuss it there:
http://dis.4chan.org/prog/#18

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-12-26 10:25

bitches and hoes

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 11:58

I do not have a girlfriend because I am... Wait a second. I don't have one, but I have no idea why. Honestly!

Also, sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 11:59

A lava lamp :3

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 12:00

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 12:53

I got her a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. She's a book geek, and this was a really nice edition printed on good paper, with an awesome burgundy cover that seems to be some kind of cardboard treated so it feels like leather. Also she thinks zombies are hilarious.

You can probably find these in any old bookstore for the next few months, but I had to get one for her anyway.

I also got her some earrings that she really likes, even though she doesn't like to wear gold. But /prague/ doesn't know about that kind of thing, does it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 12:55

I got mine some new gloves

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 13:04

I do not have a girlfriend because I am not a straight man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 13:06

>>11
I don't believe you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy your SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 13:24

>>12
I see what you did there. （　°‿‿°）

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 13:41

>>14
i allways enjoy SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 14:23

I installed for her 8GB worth of new clothes, bodytypes, and sex toys (including penises).

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 14:38

I do not have a girlfriend because I can't set my shit straight

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 17:06

I bought her the body lotion version of the Ricci Ricci perfume, which was around 20 bucks. The perfume would have been 75 bucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 17:58

I gave her a dicking.
Ofcourse, she wasn't my girlfriend, she was the girlfriend of some nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 19:02

so ronery ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 20:50

A CDR

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 16:28

>>11
I gave my copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to my sister's boyfriend. Not for Christmas, just because it was so shit I didn't want it taking up space on my bookshelves anymore.
If your girlfriend is really a ``book geek'', she'll hate you for thinking she'd like it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 18:34

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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 16:36

I gave her one of the Android tablets from work that I didn't need, with a 3D Christmas tree live wallpaper on it. $200 gift without spending a penny.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:01

>>28
If she smacks you with it and mumbles something about proprietary code and tivoization, please dump her and introduce her to me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:14

>>28
send one to Xah Lee please

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:24

op can't possibly be a real programmer. real programmers don't have girlfriends.

See: RMS

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:30

real programmer{o]
RMS[/o]
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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:39

I don't have a christmas

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-26 17:40

>>33
Shalom!

Name: rms 2012-12-26 17:44

>>31
>I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.

Name: rms 2012-12-26 17:45

>>31
I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.
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