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Pseudo-code for evaluating religions

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 5:43

sub evaluate_religion( $other_person ) {
   if ( $other_person->religion->name == $me->religion->name ) {
      return NORMAL_RELIGION;
   } elsif ( $other_person->religion->wacky_beliefs == $me->religion->wacky_beliefs ) {
      return OK_RELIGION;
   } elsif ( $other_person->religion->location == $me->religion->location ) {
      return WEIRD_RELIGION | OK_RELIGION;
   } else {
      return CRAZY_RELIGION | CULT;
   }
}

Name: さげ 2009-12-24 6:08

[code]no exceptions[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 6:53

>>1
stool broy col

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 7:21

sub evaluate_religion($other)
{
    return "CRAZY_RELIGION" unless $other ~~ /(atheism|agnosticism)/;
    return "GOOD";
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 7:40

return my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 8:48

RelStatus evaluate_religion(void *religion)
{
    if(religion) return RETARDED_BELIEF;
    return NORMAL_PERSON;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 9:17

>>6
RelStatus
You write C like a retarded person.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 9:42

>>7
Most do.  Most people who attempt C never bother to learn how to write valid (conformant) C or make sure it's portable.

Name: sage 2009-12-24 10:35

int eval_religion(struct religion* rel) {
   return rel? RELIGION_RETARDED : RELIGION_NORMAL;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 11:23

ReligionStatus getReligionStatus(Religion religion) {
    return ((Religion) BeliefManager.getAdapter(Religion.class)).getStatus();
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 12:24

ZOMG OPTIMIZED

#define EVALUATE_RELIGION(rel) (rel?RELIGION_RETARDED:RELIGION_NORMAL)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 12:56

>>11
#define considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 12:58

Actual code for evaluating religions

Deu13:1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
Deu13:2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
Deu13:3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
Deu13:4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
Deu13:5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
Deu13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Deu13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Deu13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
Deu13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
Deu13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 23:41

>>13
Need a definition for that preprocessor macro LORD.

Unless it's not a macro, and your coding style just happens to be horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 10:03

>>10
ENTERPRISE QUALITY RELIGION EVALUATOR

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 10:39

>>13
Where may I obtain an interpreter or compiler for this BibleCode?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 13:12

Calling unsafePerformRites should always be done inside the appropriate Religion monad or heavy backtracking could occur

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 13:36

monad
Back to /haskellfucktards/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 16:02

>>18
I am uncomfortable with using abstractions
And that is why you fail as a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-25 20:26

bool evaluate_religion(religion r) { return false }

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 2:08

>>19
I am unable to distinguish meaningful abstractions from ivory-tower bullshit
And that is why you fail as a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 2:49

#define LORD YHWH

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 4:04

>>19
Monads are not abstraction. They're obstruction.[1]

[1]http://augustss.blogspot.com/2008/12/somewhat-failed-adventure-in-haskell.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 7:26

>>21
Implying that everything that I don't understand equates to ivory-tower inanity
Don't worry good sir, just keep learning and you'll eventually get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 8:40

>>22
You Have Ween Hrolled?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 11:26

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 15:40

>>24,26
get out

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-10-22 20:37

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 10:16

Are you GAY?
Are you a Haskell Programmer?
Are you a Raging Animu Fanboi?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then /praque/ might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:20

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Don't change these.
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