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Jeff Atwood; Didn't Read

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 15:58

And now it's too late.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 15:59

I have some backups

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:00

and I'll try to get it up and running ASAP!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:00

>>2
Hello, Jeff

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:02

>>4
I'm not Jeff, Benny

Name: Joel Spolsky 2009-12-11 16:23

Oh noes

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:25

This wouldn't have happened if Atwood wasn't a total winwhore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:28

>>7
We should get Canonical to ship him an Ubuntu CD

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:30

>>8
Ubuntu runs visual basic?

Name: Boycott Novell 2009-12-11 16:38

>>9
Due to the Novell patent trap it runs C#, which is pretty much the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:39

>>9
I thought we were talking about his wobsight which runs on windows
Also,
Coding Horror experienced 100% data loss at our hosting provider, CrystalTech.

I have some backups and I'll try to get it up and running ASAP!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:41

>>10
Hello, Roy. Has you site stopped being so incestuous with the linking yet?

Name: Boycott Novell 2009-12-11 16:47

>>12
Oh so M$ is paying people to shill /prog/ now? Look out people!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 16:55

Ding Dong! The Blog is dead. Which old Blog? Jeff Atwood's Blog! Ding Dong! Coding Horror is dead.

Name: I LOVE MS 2009-12-11 16:58

>>13
Don't be so ridiculous, The many fine /prog/riders are very choosy customers and they know that the smart move is to use a superior patented Microsoft solution. Yes, Linux may have compiz, but is it really worth all the hassle of trying to get your problems fixed. With the Microsoft Guarantee, you know that someone is willing to listen to your troubles and get you through it. Not to mention we aren't filthy IP Stealing Jews like RMS

Name: RMS Matthew Stallman 2009-12-11 17:04

Publishers and lawyers like to describe copyright as “intellectual property”—a term also applied to patents, trademarks, and other more obscure areas of law. These laws have so little in common, and differ so much, that it is ill-advised to generalize about them. It is best to talk specifically about “copyright,” or about “patents,” or about “trademarks.”

The term “intellectual property” carries a hidden assumption—that the way to think about all these disparate issues is based on an analogy with physical objects, and our conception of them as physical property.

When it comes to copying, this analogy disregards the crucial difference between material objects and information: information can be copied and shared almost effortlessly, while material objects can't be.

To avoid spreading unnecessary bias and confusion, it is best to adopt a firm policy not to speak or even think in terms of “intellectual property”.

Name: RMS Matthew Stallman 2009-12-11 17:50

I describe code as "my property"-a term that is completely correct when it's licensed under the GPL.
Lick my hairy feet, faggots. I own all your asses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 18:38

>>17
LICENSE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 18:48

>>18
i will GPL it so anyone can have fun with it on a noncomercial basis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 21:58

Good new everyone! His site is back :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 6:29

>>15
we
I think you went a little too far there, bub.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 3:03

This was inevitable. http://tau.pe/6655962374

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 3:08

Now let’s hope the same thing happens to Stack Overflow!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 3:29

He is the epitomy of fail

What's worse is his new blog post on how he plans to do backups the right way....every few weeks his drinking bud will copy data on fucking usbs

I wanna be there when they go corrupt to laugh at his dumb ass

Joel's painful convo of him in the comments of that post are delicious

His whole story is full of wtfery...but the saddest part about it is that there are those out there that actually listen to this idiot...skerry

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 4:01

>>24
4chan GENERAL BROADCAST SYSTEM
Everyone duck!
Don't forget to hide the dead dog and SOMEONE PLEASE put our SICPs in a safe closet while the invasion is on. Haskell nomads are ordered to go to their respective fighting stations immediately.
4chan GENERAL BROADCAST SYSTEM

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 4:28

>>24
I wonder if this means that ja;dr will reach new audiences.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 4:37

>>24
do you guys think this asshole searches for his own name on google just because he is obsesed with himself?
or does he lurk?

anyways, how the fuck did he find us?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 4:51

>>29
Perhaps someone emailed this thread to him, like with mdickie, the Sussman, etc.

More importantly, WHO THE FUCK WAS FOLLOWING HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT???! I mean, that's just wrong on at least 3 levels.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 5:20

>>30
I can count off 10 more actually

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 6:16

>>24-31
JAAWHBTC


And what happened to >>22,23

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 7:12

>>32
JEWS happened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:05

>>30
Someone contacted mdickie?  Thread link please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:10

>>24
he posted the thread himself.
OP is jeff atwood.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:23

>>34
It's like the 19th thread in the thread links at the top.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1249744880/182

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:29

>>36
No reply?  I am disappoint.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:32

>>37
look at the interviews section of his website.
also, lurk the fuck more

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:33

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 8:39

>>39
Hahaha, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 10:17

I read joelonsoftware and codinghorror in bursts, usually nothing for a month or so, then catch up.

HYBT?

Name: MDickie !HOXIp0gGW6 2009-12-14 10:19

Have you read your fan mail today?

Didn't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 11:18


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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 11:21

>>43
My [aa] tags won't work. :(

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 11:56

So what shall our interview questions be for Atwood? I shall forward the obvious one for a starter:
1) Have you read SICP and/or are you familiar with functional programming?

Name: Jeff Atwood 2009-12-14 11:59

>>45
HA HA HA, why am I in it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 12:00

Oh and please, let's keep the obvious trolling and *dickie grabbing* at moderate levels here. This is our chance to become a world-renowned secret area of haxx and make the Suss proud.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 12:41

>>47
Good thing you didn't mention "hax my anus" in there.
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 18:49

>>45
fuck you. You only aske about SICP.. don't try and sneak in this fucking 'functional programming' bullshit you dickface nomad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 18:51

>>49
I see someone hasn't read their SICP today, or indeed, ever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 18:58

>>45
1) Have you read K&R and/or are you familiar with EXPERT programming?
much better

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 19:34

>>51
IIRC Atwood has at least claimed to have read K&R, and I don't believe he thought much of it (It's on his blag somewhere). The latter question, is rather like asking Mdickie RIP whether he thinks he is awesome or just God-like.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 19:51

>>46
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

>>52
RIP
You mean .

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 22:35

Jeff Atwood; Didn't Backup.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 11:25

>>10
novell patent trap
Explain?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 11:51

I hate how people like him are popular.

It just proved how stupid everyone is.

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